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Man Forced to Pry Jaws of 10-foot Python From Penis

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You'll shoot your one eye out kid

Must have been a really good neighbor.

I've heard you can go blind from doing that.

I've heard you can go blind from doing that.

 

Funny...I didn't know you had a braille keyboard...

Of all the unimaginable misfortunes one may incur, this very story is my absolute worst nightmare. The thought of a snake ruining something I hold so sacred as my morning deuce is at once infuriating and terrifying.

Why was he forced? I would think he would want to pry it off voluntarily!
I thought the same thing. "You pry that snake off your penis right now or you're gonna be in big trouble".

Hard to tell where one snake ends and the other begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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They released this snake knowing he is a penis menace? Bad idea! And what the heck is a squat toilet?

They released this snake knowing he is a penis menace? Bad idea! And what the heck is a squat toilet?

 

It's just what it sounds like...you squat instead of sit. There is no toilet seat.

 

So it's kind of like what a woman does every time she goes into a public restroom.

It's just what it sounds like...you squat instead of sit. There is no toilet seat.

 

So it's kind of like what a woman does every time she goes into a public restroom.

 

Maybe they removed the seats because women were complaining.

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