Would "smarter than the average bear" qualify?

A small fry shy of a happy meal.

 

Elevator doesn't reach the top floor.

 

The lights are on, but no one's home.

I think you got it backwards, doc.

I think you got it backwards, doc.

No, I'm self-reflecting

I use this one.

Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago.

Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago.

 

Ahh the lessons learned from Woody Boyd.... My favorite of his is "Money gets spent, but titles are forever."

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not the sharpest tool in he shed

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.

Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

About as sharp as a marble.

A few screws short of a hardware store.

A few clowns short of a circus.

Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff.

He/she says...."Huh, A LOT."

Interesting that the point of the thread is to give sayings that say "I'm NOT stupid" yet we're getting a lot of sayings that say "I AM stupid."

Interesting that the point of the thread is to give sayings that say "I'm NOT stupid" yet we're getting a lot of sayings that say "I AM stupid."

Yeah, grew up in an era where we all railed on one another. Just the way it was.

It's not my first county fair.

Stupid is as stupid does.

"My momma didn't raise a fool."