I just started back into golf so given the date of the outing I may be able to make this work. Especially if I am guaranteed 2C's foursome. That would be an awesome day.

I'm in. Sounds like a memorable day.

I'm in and I'll be on the team that plans to drink the most beer.

I'm in and I'll be on the team that plans to drink the most beer.

 

So are you driving the cart or am I?

I don't golf...but I'm very capable of riding along in a cart, drinking beer and ridiculing.

I just started back into golf so given the date of the outing I may be able to make this work. Especially if I am guaranteed 2C's foursome. That would be an awesome day.

You'd still have a good shot against me. I may have played 5 times in the past 5 years, maybe. Plus I still play with a set of clubs I bought at Kmart in 1985.

I still play with a set of clubs I bought at Kmart in 1985.

 

From anyone else I'd think that was humorous exaggeration, from you, I'm certain you're completely accurate. Classic!! I bet you have bought tennis rackets since then!

From anyone else I'd think that was humorous exaggeration, from you, I'm certain you're completely accurate. Classic!! I bet you have bought tennis rackets since then!

Astute observation my friend.

 

I'm 100% telling the truth about my clubs, Powerbilt Fuzzy Zoellers, cutting edge technology with wood woods and metal shafts. I do have an extra driver made of metal but I have no idea what it is called. It was given to me by somebody who I think felt sorry for me on the course, lol.

 

Now tennis racquets, I think in the last year we have acquired about 7 tennis racquets. New racquets for everyone in the family... except me. I have 2 or 3 hand me downs from friends.

Give me Randy, PP92 and the walking humor machine. We will lose spectacularly, but it would be a fun day.

I just realized Randy and I would definitely have to be the designated drivers in this group.

I'd love to do this. And those of you who are requesting me on your team need to remember I'm a has-been golfer.

I'd love to do this. And those of you who are requesting me on your team need to remember I'm a has-been golfer.

 

Lord, the sand storm is kicking up already.

So are you driving the cart or am I?

 

I don't golf...but I'm very capable of riding along in a cart, drinking beer and ridiculing.

 

Sounds like we've got 3 of our 4 team members...

 

Obviously we take turns driving the cart. Last one to finish their beer on the previous hole drives the next hole.

I just realized Randy and I would definitely have to be the designated drivers in this group.

 

I don't know. Randy with a salt water taffy buzz is no trifling matter.

I'd love to do this. And those of you who are requesting me on your team need to remember I'm a has-been golfer.

 

Better than a never was.

Lord, the sand storm is kicking up already.

 

Ha. All matches are won on the 1st tee, right?