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Imagine The Wedgie...

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PP92 would need a helicopter just to get to the top.

 

No way in the world would I go down that thing.

Water slide taller than Niagra Falls.

 

Verrückt in Kansas City - YouTube

 

I'm not a big water park person (I'd rather just float around in the water, not entirely unlike a manitee). But isn't that black and yellow thing running alongside of the slide a conveyor to take inflatable tubes up to the top? Looks to me like it's not necessarily going to be a wedgie machine.

 

All the same.....I'd TOTALLY go down that.

- Roughly 17 stories high. (They aren’t releasing an official height yet.)

- 264 steps up to the top of the slide.

- Speeds will top off around 65 mph on the 601 foot long slide.

I'd go down it, but I couldn't make it up it...:lol2:

You'd have to rent a ditch witch to get your trunks removed from the colon. You'd likely only do it once considering the bruise in the taint area.

Schlitterbahn. I can only guess the translation.

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

 

Oh, then how do you not become freakin' airborne? Then get a ditch witch to get your friends ankle out of your colon.

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

 

That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

I'd go down it, but I couldn't make it up it...:lol2:

 

I agree. Need to install an elevator.

So given the morbid obesity that is usually seen at theme parks, what is going to be more dangerous? The ride itself, or the chances of having a heart attack while trying to climb up it.

I'd be interested in trying it atleast once. Now if I have to sign a waiver beforehand that might be a red flag.

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