Imagine The Wedgie...

[Clyde]

Water slide taller than Niagra Falls.

 

Verrückt in Kansas City - YouTube

[Randy Parker]

PP92 would need a helicopter just to get to the top.

 

No way in the world would I go down that thing.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

Water slide taller than Niagra Falls.

 

Verrückt in Kansas City - YouTube

 

I'm not a big water park person (I'd rather just float around in the water, not entirely unlike a manitee). But isn't that black and yellow thing running alongside of the slide a conveyor to take inflatable tubes up to the top? Looks to me like it's not necessarily going to be a wedgie machine.

 

All the same.....I'd TOTALLY go down that.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

- Roughly 17 stories high. (They aren’t releasing an official height yet.)

- 264 steps up to the top of the slide.

- Speeds will top off around 65 mph on the 601 foot long slide.

[Jumper_Dad]

I'd go down it, but I couldn't make it up it...:lol2:

[spindoc]

You'd have to rent a ditch witch to get your trunks removed from the colon. You'd likely only do it once considering the bruise in the taint area.

[spindoc]

Schlitterbahn. I can only guess the translation.

[Jumper_Dad]

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

[spindoc]

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

 

Oh, then how do you not become freakin' airborne? Then get a ditch witch to get your friends ankle out of your colon.

[lawildcat]

Yeah, it ain't happenin'.

[B-Ball-fan]

Nope

[HammerTime]

I think you ride this 3 at a time on an inflatable raft

 

That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[Augger]

I'd go down it, but I couldn't make it up it...:lol2:

 

I agree. Need to install an elevator.

[Irish Cat]

So given the morbid obesity that is usually seen at theme parks, what is going to be more dangerous? The ride itself, or the chances of having a heart attack while trying to climb up it.

[nkuclubbaseball19]

I'd be interested in trying it atleast once. Now if I have to sign a waiver beforehand that might be a red flag.