Unlike many of you, I can pretty much drop the deuce at almost any public restroom. Gives me time to read BGP. :lol2:

Me too. As a matter of fact, it's a running joke in our family, something about Lowe's that stirs my bowels obviously....because I have to pinch one EVERY time I'm in that place.

Me too. As a matter of fact, it's a running joke in our family, something about Lowe's that stirs my bowels obviously....because I have to pinch one EVERY time I'm in that place.

Your not one of those guys that gets into the stall right next to someone when other stalls are open? And it sounds like they are pouring a 5 gallon bucket of water into the toilet and all you hear is ahhhhhhh ohhhhh god ahhhhhhhh.

Your not one of those guys that gets into the stall right next to someone when other stalls are open? And it sounds like they are pouring a 5 gallon bucket of water into the toilet and all you hear is ahhhhhhh ohhhhh god ahhhhhhhh.

 

No, that's me.

No, that's me.

:lol::lol::lol: I knew it.

Me too. As a matter of fact, it's a running joke in our family, something about Lowe's that stirs my bowels obviously....because I have to pinch one EVERY time I'm in that place.

Me too, every time. And they have the absolute worst toilet paper. I have been tempted to take my own paper when I go to Lowe's because I know I will have to go. Seems like every time you have to go somewhere like that where the paper is cheap it will be one of those greasy poops, too and it will take you 10 minutes to clean up.

Okay, just to bring it out of the toilet area cuz that's given me the jeebies...

 

I eat all my sandwiches, even a sub or steak hoagie, in a circle. Crusts and outer edges gotta go. No clue, always done that despite my mother's best efforts at making me STOP IT!!!!

 

I can't fly with my whole family on one plane.....Spouse and at least one kid gotta go earlier or later. Kinda picked up the habit because working for an airline, you fly free but get bumped a lot so we got used to splitting up. But it came to me later that if worse came to worse, I don't want us ALL to go down together. Have no problem flying with spouse, but not with spouse AND kids.

 

The Christmas tree goes up the Sunday after Thanksgiving. No exceptions. Couldn't care less when we take it down.

man this going the wrong way. Much more than I really need or want to know.:ohbrother:

man this going the wrong way. Much more than I really need or want to know.:ohbrother:

 

Sorry BM. (ha ha, BM)

This thread turned to :poop: in a hurry.

Unlike many of you, I can pretty much drop the deuce at almost any public restroom. Gives me time to read BGP. :lol2:

 

At first glance, too much information, but actually I'm right there with you. Unless of course it's one of those public restrooms where it appears as though a pig was slaughtered.

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Sorry to have been gone so long. I was at Lowe's using the restroom, talking to my brother, wearing no shirt, standing on one leg, and not touching any paper (:yuck:), what did I miss?

Taking your shirt off while going #2 is the most mind boggling things I've ever heard. I couldn't imagine being ta work and getting half undressed to do my business.

Following someone on the open road doing slightly under the speed limit to begin with and then as they approach the slightest of grades/hills they slow down 5-10 mph.

 

Of course they probably don't appreciate the little red-headed boy that can barely see over the steering wheel, on their tail-end.

:lol2:

I think this thread is on the verge of becoming a "Classic" :lol: This just passed the Chuck Norris threads for me! I have never laughed so much. :lol2:

Following someone on the open road doing slightly under the speed limit to begin with and then as they approach the slightest of grades/hills they slow down 5-10 mph.

 

Of course they probably don't appreciate the little red-headed boy that can barely see over the steering wheel, on their tail-end.

:lol2:

 

Actually meant this for the pet peeve thread. Man it's tough getting old.