October 31, 201312 yr So I just tried the whole pee on one leg thing. Everything was good till I lost my balance and peed on the guy next to me. #heishavingabadday
October 31, 201312 yr Thought about this while at the urinal earlier; needless to say even not drinking I don't have very good balance.
October 31, 201312 yr Author Can't be worse than dribbling on your t-shirt... I'm not a homeboy. My t-shirt doesn't hang down to my groin.
October 31, 201312 yr Author So I just tried the whole pee on one leg thing. Everything was good till I lost my balance and peed on the guy next to me. #heishavingabadday That should have come with a warning: Do not try this in public(but it would be darn funny).
October 31, 201312 yr That should have come with a warning: Do not try this in public(but it would be darn funny). He didnt think it was so funny, lol.
October 31, 201312 yr I'm not a homeboy. My t-shirt doesn't hang down to my groin. Mine does, it has to, otherwise its just me in a belly shirt and well.........................
October 31, 201312 yr I'm not a homeboy. My t-shirt doesn't hang down to my groin. You are most certainly, a "homeboy".
October 31, 201312 yr When having a cold beer, if I have a square coaster I always have a corner facing me, and I have a habit of tapping the beer on all four corner before I take a drink.
October 31, 201312 yr I don't wear a watch. Back into most parking spots especially at sporting events for an easy exit. Always get 4 creams and sugars for my large coffee. I to, like I4C, enjoy scaring my wife. Eat sunflower seeds at most outdoor sporting events I attend. Would probably crap myself from laughing too hard if I attempted to pee while on one leg so I'm going to leave that one alone. Have no issues with touching paper and #2 with a shirt on. When hungover, about once every two months, I sing chorus, way off key, to songs on the radio in the car with my family. They love it!
October 31, 201312 yr Never tasted coffee or smoked a Cig. Can't stand drinking anything hot or warm. I always wake up about 10 minutes before the alarm clock goes off. Always have, no matter how late I stay up. I put my socks on before anything else. I start to get real nervous if I am going to be late. I hunt a lot and I have never had to go to the bathroom when I am hunting. I somehow mentally stop myself from needing to go. I never have done #2 in a public restroom. If I go to a restaurant and they have steak on the menu my wife knows what I will be eating. No exceptions. I have to sit with my back to the wall. If I really lose my temper I will start to shed tears then usually all hell breaks loose.
October 31, 201312 yr The second thing I do every morning is floss my teeth. I stand when I floss. I tried standing on one leg while flossing. Got the same result. I sit for the first thing I do every morning. Always.
January 1, 201412 yr Regarding Christmas decor: -If you are a Santa Clause, you are packed up on Dec. 26. -If you are a Christmas tree you stay up until Jan. 6, Drei Koenig's Tag. -If you are an angel, a star or part of the Nativity; you stay up until Jan. 12, the Baptism of our Lord. -If you are a snowman, you stay up until the end of January, maybe Valentine's Day if you are lucky. -If you are any of the above and can urinate while standing on one leg, you stay up all year. :lol2:
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