This is how we did it in the old days after we broke the wooden basket.

Another hater throwing basketballs at a guy in sweat pants.

Lost a ball, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

As president of the narcoleptic coaches society I'd like to show you how we rebound and then......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This is called the no look catch. It takes some practice.

Look, I'm dancing with Mati's girlfriend..I told you she is real..

Detention!

Come on, fellas...THIS is how you do the rollercoaster cheer!

I thought getting tazed hurt, this is going to give me a concussion!!!!

"The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout....."

Hey baby, Manti to'o doesnt have to know about this, its between me, you, and that ball.

Your chances of catching the ball increase by a factor of 20 if you'd open your eyes!

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good to see Crazy Chuck Hartman, Dean of Discipline and Resident Commandant of the Colonel Crazies!