Ref: "What is it that ain't exactly earth, and ain't exactly water?"

Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago before all the airbrushing.

Ref "what a #6?"

Coach "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."

After a heated exchange...

 

Ref: "I am not happy"

Coach: "Well, which one are you then?"

ding ding ding .......WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Thanks Tusi

Ok, let me see if I have this right, this is off sides. And a cheerleader pose.

Ref "what a #6?"

Coach "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."

 

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

That's what Charles Johnson said. And William Johnson agreed. Morgan Johnson also agreed.

"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

"Little brother, how am I gonna win this game if you can't make the calls in my favor"?

"Simon says hands on hips"...good.

 

"Now, Simon says suck in gut......Simon says suck in gut"

 

"Simon says hands on hips".

Ref "what a #6?"

Coach "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."

Nice!! Two Blazing Saddles references in one thread, you gotta love that. :thumb:

Yes You are twice the man I am. But there is a diet for that

Coach: "So you're telling me the ball goes over the crossbar not under it!"

 

Ref: "Apparently...the darn KHSAA keeps changing these rules on me."

 

Coach: "Aw, hell...there goes are season"

 

Ref: "Let's go to Ryan's Steakhouse after this and we can figure this thing out"

Coach to the confused referee: "Wait a minute, I was told you volunteered to be in the midget tossing at halftime" :madman:

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

That's what Charles Johnson said. And William Johnson agreed. Morgan Johnson also agreed.

 

........and Howard Johnson agreed, too.

You had me at hello!