You write the funny caption 2...

[theguru]

[spindoc]

Great field, let me help you get a closer look.

[katbird]

How do you like the hair on my legs??

[thenamerobdigity]

Tebow!

[theguru]

How's the view down there.

[Qryche11]

OLE' MI AMIGO.

[PurplePride92]

I hope I don't break a nail.

[jpw41]

I knight thee "Sir Missalot"

[Fishhead]

Sir, I can show you the same color in an open-toed pump, but I wish you'd reconsider the black and gold.

[Lawnboy13]

I knight thee "Sir Missalot"

 

EXCELLENT

[Lawnboy13]

Your helmet is not allowed to touch me.

[jmoore33]

The heismen pose in action.

[leatherneck]

Holding by Towles, according to some BC fans.

[First Musketeer]

The heismen pose in action.

 

I've got to agree with JM33, Patrick is showing a pretty good likeness of the pose.

[uk#1fan]

Let me help you pull my sock up!