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Rodent Lust in the Morning

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BF, this blatant display of squirrel PDA would only happen in front of you. Apparently, the Rodent Nation has been informed of your disdain for all things squirrel and are taking out their revenge on you.
Now that you mention it -- if I didn't know better -- I just might get the idea that the little rats were trying to send me a "message," in the only way they knew how. :irked:
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BF, I think they were squirrel supporters of Cov Catholic sent to bother a Highlands supporter.

The squirrells BF is speaking of have been caught in the action before...

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And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

 

And now he's ticklin' her fancy

Rubbin' her toes

Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes

As they wriggle, and BF starts to giggle

 

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese

BF says "would you please"

to his poochie,

"give me a smoochie?"

 

 

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

 

And now he's ticklin' her fancy

Rubbin' her toes

Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes

As they wriggle, and BF starts to giggle

 

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese

BF says "would you please"

to his poochie,

"give me a smoochie?"

 

 

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

 

I about peed my pants reading this. Especialy visualizing BF doing the part I bolded.

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

 

And now he's ticklin' her fancy

Rubbin' her toes

Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes

As they wriggle, and BF starts to giggle

 

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese

BF says "would you please"

to his poochie,

"give me a smoochie?"

 

 

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

BF's watchin' rodent love

 

Not to threadjack, but I had a high school friend who attended school in England with at least one member of "America", it was London Central High School.

Do any of you country dwellers just want to say "city boy". :lol: I can only imagine BF's fascination/mortification if he were out in a pasture and came upon a bull and heifer. :lol: Can you just imagine? :lol:

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Do any of you country dwellers just want to say "city boy". :lol: I can only imagine BF's fascination/mortification if he were out in a pasture and came upon a bull and heifer. :lol: Can you just imagine? :lol:
Hey, I watched Mutual of Omaha when I was little.
Hey, I watched Mutual of Omaha when I was little.

 

 

Ummmm....that was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom...:lol: Or did you only watch the commercials, in order to avoid the trauma to your psyche? :p

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Ummmm....that was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom...:lol: Or did you only watch the commercials, in order to avoid the trauma? :p
You know...I thought this thread would go so well...:cool:

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You know...I thought this thread would go so well...:cool:

 

 

:lol: :p

I think that we are all missing the more pressing issue. Soon, there will be some little baby squirrels for Uncle BF to babysit and fawn over. ;)

I think that we are all missing the more pressing issue. Soon, there will be some little baby squirrels for Uncle BF to babysit and fawn over. ;)

 

Has anyone ever seen a baby squirrel? I never have.

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