HUMMM.....Well, I did not know that slugs would do the same thing...GROSS!! About a week ago I was taking Molly out for her nice little midnight walk and what do you think we saw on the side of our house?! I could not make out what it was a first, but, when i got closer, I noticed that it was two slugs doing the slug thing. It was so gross looking that I took a stick and knocked one off onto the grass...the other was left on the house. So, the other started going towards the ground. That is when I got him or her...who cares...on the stick and took it out front. Bet they never find each other again!!!! LOL LOL!

 

Wow! Slugs NEVER get to have any fun except this ONE TIME and you RUIN IT!

 

Maybe they were married! You probably didnt think to ask!

 

Hope PETA doesnt read this thread.:sssh:

BF...I am seriously concerned about you and your squirrel problems! :lol::lol::lol:

I'm just wondering why you watched, and you didn't leave them alone for a while. :creepy:

BF...I am seriously concerned about you and your squirrel problems! :lol::lol::lol:

Me too! :creepy:

I'm just wondering why you watched, and you didn't leave them alone for a while. :creepy:

Hey, I don't do that in their yard! :irked:

So you are saying it was "wham, bam, thank you mam"????? I warned you about the elevated squirrel activity. Sounds like they were definately elevated and active.

 

How old is your dog, anyway? Just wondering.

Hey, I don't do that in their yard! :irked:

 

 

I'm just sayin.....seems like you maybe weren't as offended as you are trying to make us believe.:sssh:

I'm just sayin.....seems like you maybe weren't as offended as you are trying to make us believe.:sssh:

 

 

:laugh:

I'm just sayin.....seems like you maybe weren't as offended as you are trying to make us believe.:sssh:

 

So are you saying that BF is into squirrel on squirrel action?

That "back squirrel" is nothing but nuts...

Oh the laughter, the tears, the rolling on the floor!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, I don't do that in their yard! :irked:

 

Where are they supposed to do it? In the backseats of little squirrel cars?

Are there cheap squirrel motels somewhere? Squirrel houses of ill repute?

I must confess......and maybe this is OK cause it is Kentucky and all. Once I went to a party where we all gathered on the back deck to watch the owner's dogs breed.....successfully I might add!

Where are they supposed to do it? In the backseats of little squirrel cars?

Are there cheap squirrel motels somewhere? Squirrel houses of ill repute?

 

 

The term Squirlley 'ho just took on a new meaning. :lol:

[Now there's a thread title that just makes you click on it! ]

 

 

 

Okay, so I wander out back onto the deck...bet you can see where this is headed.

 

Went out there with the dog a little while ago to get some fresh air and enjoy the exceptionally warm weather. Happened to glance up into the semi-wind trashed walnut tree that stands in the middle of the the little forest that marks the end of our backyard. Up on a broken off branch, sat a little squirrel. About a foot behind that "tree rat" was yet another. Nothing too odd about that; our trees are always filled with the little nibble-heads.

 

Well, all of a sudden, the latter squirrel approaches the first. They make contact, and I prepare for a battle...or even better, a chase! Instead, the back squirrel grabbed, and started doing something strange to, the front squirrel. I'm not a trained zoologist, but I'm pretty sure they weren't umm, "fighting." :eek:

 

What's this world coming to? You wander out to your own yard, expecting a relaxing moment of communing with nature...and instead you're confronted with blatant rodent sex! :irked: My dog was clearly upset by the whole incident, and I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to explain it to her.

 

After the disturbing display finally ended, (typical of these irresponsible little creatures) the squirrel who instigated the encounter casually wandered off as if nothing ever happened...leaving his girl out on a limb. Now I can't be sure, but would almost swear I saw a little puff of smoke from the tree branches.

 

I ask you; have the forest creatures no shame!! :madman:

 

You are a makinglovesquirrelaphobe who should not cast the first stone by judging and instead pull the plank out of your eye because you live in glass houses.