I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

"What did you kids do today?"

"We threw Chip's war medals off the bridge"

"Sounds like fun."

You better watch it Tiger or some hot shot Jap is gonna flame your.... anybody recall that one?

 

"The problem is, I WANT that 4th carrier."

 

"I am the only one who must apologize to His Majesty."

"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

 

"And we're just the guys to do it."

 

:thumb:

"Kill anyone today?"

"Day ain't over, yet!"

 

 

City Slickers

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]

Oh, it looks good on you though.

 

How long does it usually take for a group of golfers (and I am a golfer) to start with the quotes from Caddyshack? Usually not very long.

From Stripes -

 

Sgt. Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.

John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.

 

Sgt. Hulka: Lighten up, Francis

 

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

John Winger: You mean, like, flaming, or...

Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

Anything by Gus McCray in Lonesome Dove

One of my favorite motivational quotes... Al Pacino Any Given Sunday...(Clean Version)

 

 

 

I don't know what to say really.

Three minutes

to the biggest battle of our professional lives

all comes down to today.

Either

we heal

as a team

or we are going to crumble.

Inch by inch

play by play

till we're finished.

We are in hell right now, gentlemen

believe me

and

we can stay here

and get the stuff kicked out of us

or

we can fight our way

back into the light.

We can climb out of hell.

One inch, at a time.

 

Now I can't do it for you.

I'm too old.

I look around and I see these young faces

and I think

I mean

I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.

I uh....

I threw away all my money

believe it or not.

I chased off

anyone who has ever loved me.

And lately,

I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

 

You know when you get old in life

things get taken from you.

That's, that's part of life.

But,

you only learn that when you start losing stuff.

You find out that life is just a game of inches.

So is football.

Because in either game

life or football

the margin for error is so small.

I mean

one half step too late or to early

you don't quite make it.

One half second too slow or too fast

and you don't quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They are in ever break of the game

every minute, every second.

 

On this team, we fight for that inch

On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us

to pieces for that inch.

We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.

Cause we know

when we add up all those inches

that's going to make the stinkin' difference

between WINNING and LOSING

between LIVING and DYING.

 

I'll tell you this

in any fight

it is the guy who is willing to die

who is going to win that inch.

And I know

if I am going to have any life anymore

it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch

because that is what LIVING is.

The six inches in front of your face.

 

Now I can't make you do it.

You gotta look at the guy next to you.

Look into his eyes.

Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.

You are going to see a guy

who will sacrifice himself for this team

because he knows when it comes down to it,

you are gonna do the same thing for him.

 

That's a team, gentlemen

and either we heal now, as a team,

or we will die as individuals.

That's football guys.

That's all it is.

Now, whattaya gonna do?

"Its 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it dark and we are wearing Sunglasses.........Hit It!!!!-----Jake and Elwood Blues

"The use of un-nessessary force in the aprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved"----The Blues Brothers

 

"What's so crazy about standing toe to toe with someone saying "I am"?"----Rocky Balboa

Highly motovational

 

 

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much can you take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"---Rocky Balboa

Motovational and Moving

 

"Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what were here for. But the Marine Corp lives forever. And that means YOU live forever." Gunnery Sgt. Hartman-Full Metal Jacket

 

Makes you glad that there are Marines out there taking care of us, and makes you VERY Proud

Edited October 16, 200817 yr by Thomas Magnum

Gen. George C. Marshall: I have here a very old letter, written to a Mrs. Bixby in Boston. "Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln."----Saving Private Ryan

 

 

That brings tears to my eyes every time I watch that movie

Gen. George C. Marshall: I have here a very old letter, written to a Mrs. Bixby in Boston. "Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln."----Saving Private Ryan

 

 

That brings tears to my eyes every time I watch that movie

 

"Every day I think about what you said to me that day on the bridge. I tried to live my life the best that I could. I hope that was enough. I hope that, at least in your eyes, I've earned what all of you have done for me."

 

That's the quote that gets to me.

Dark Helmet: What am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

My avatar.

 

From "Casablanca"

Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt):"What is your nationality?'

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart):"I'm a drunkard."

 

From "Duck Soup"

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx):"Chiccolini, when were you born?"

Chiccolini (Chico Marx):"I don't remember. I was just a little baby."

 

From "Bonnie And Clyde"

Bonnie Parker (Faye Dunaway):"We rob banks!"

 

From "Sunset Boulevard"

Joe Gillis (William Holden):"You're Norma Desmond.You used to be in pictures. You used to be big."

Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson):"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."

 

From "Easy Rider"

Wyatt (Peter Fonda):'You got a helmet?"

George Hanson (Jack Nicholson):"Oh, I got a helmet! And it's a beauty!"