Major League

 

'Can I get back to you on that...I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls."

 

'I've never heard of half these guys and the ones I do know are past their prime.'

'Some of these guys never had a prime.'

'This guy's DEAD.'

'Well Mark him OFF then."

My avatar.

 

From "Casablanca"

Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt):"What is your nationality?'

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart):"I'm a drunkard."

 

From "Duck Soup"

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx):"Chiccolini, when were you born?"

Chiccolini (Chico Marx):"I don't remember. I was just a little baby."

 

From "Bonnie And Clyde"

Bonnie Parker (Faye Dunaway):"We rob banks!"

 

From "Sunset Boulevard"

Joe Gillis (William Holden):"You're Norma Desmond.You used to be in pictures. You used to be big."

Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson):"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."

 

From "Easy Rider"

Wyatt (Peter Fonda):'You got a helmet?"

George Hanson (Jack Nicholson):"Oh, I got a helmet! And it's a beauty!"

Do you know who I might be?

Do you know who I might be?

 

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame?:lol:

"Pitching is about the three "R's": Readiness, Recuperation, and Conditioning..See after games some people like to ice up their arms, still other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But i have discovered the secret, Henry, Hot Ice. That's right, Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes, it's the best of both worlds!"---Rookie of the Year - Gets to be a funnier movie when your older rather than watching it as a kid IMO.

 

 

"It's so hot out here, milk was a bad choice."---Anchorman

"Pitching is about the three "R's": Readiness, Recuperation, and Conditioning..See after games some people like to ice up their arms, still other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But i have discovered the secret, Henry, Hot Ice. That's right, Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes, it's the best of both worlds!"---Rookie of the Year - Gets to be a funnier movie when your older rather than watching it as a kid IMO.

 

 

"It's so hot out here, milk was a bad choice."---Anchorman

 

I laugh at that Anchorman one every time.

 

"NEWS TEAM, UNITE!!!!!" (news team is behind him playing pool)

"Hey Ron, what's goin' on?"

"Oh, there you guys are...."

"Yeah we've been standing here literally the enitre time."

The Dark Knight

 

The Chechen: What do you propose?

The Joker: It's simple, we, uh, kill the Batman.

[Mobsters laugh]

Salvatore Maroni: If its so simple, why haven't you done it already?

The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

 

Bruce Wayne: [after running into Harvey and Rachel at a restaurant] So, let's put a couple tables together.

Harvey Dent: I'm not sure they'll let us.

Bruce Wayne: Oh, they should. I own the place.

 

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

Has anybody ever told you when your not having a good day that you have a case of the Monday's? No man, Heck no Man, I believe somebody would get his butt kicked for saying something like that. (as close as I could get it without being kicked off of BGP)

There are girls that will never sleep with you and there is no reason to ever call them again. But then there are girls that will sleep with you and there is no reason to ever call them again.

 

From "Waiting" :lol:

The Dark Knight

 

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

 

I enjoyed that one as well.

From "A Fish Called Wanda" :

 

(Otto dangles Archie out a window)

 

 

Archie: Alright, alright, I apologize.

 

Otto: You're really sorry!

 

Archie: I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.

 

Otto: You take it back!

 

Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way a fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

 

Otto: O.K.

"I love Lamp"

 

Anchorman