October 15, 200817 yr Author "Grizzly Adams DID have a beard." Happy Gilmore :banana: Cant believe I forgot that
October 15, 200817 yr This thread has been reincarnated several times and each time I find myself posting from the movie, Tombstone, which in my opinion has some of the best quotes of any movie. I have made a few modifications to conform to BGP rules. My apologies for listing so many. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! Doc Holliday: What do you want Wyatt? Wyatt Earp: Just to live a normal life. Doc Holliday: There is no normal life, Wyatt, there's just life, ya live it. Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds. Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry... Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster. Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne. Billy Clanton: A which? Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic freaking Chopin. Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein' born. Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about. Doc Holliday: I wasn't. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc? Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Heck, I got lots of friends. Doc Holliday: ...I don't. Johnny Ringo: Let's do it. Doc Holliday: Say when. Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo, after shooting him in a duel] You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung. Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear. Missed one of my favorites... Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Tyler! Where you going with that shotgun? It took me about 6 years and 25 viewings to realize that was Billy Bob...
October 15, 200817 yr My #3 A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
October 15, 200817 yr I myself usd to dabble in Pacifism, not during nam of course. Big Lebowski :lol: I swear any quote from that movie makes me laugh out loud.
October 15, 200817 yr :banana: Cant believe I forgot that haha I did it espacially for ya since ya started the thread. lol :banana:
October 15, 200817 yr Missed one of my favorites... Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Tyler! Where you going with that shotgun? It took me about 6 years and 25 viewings to realize that was Billy Bob... Ahh, Johnny Tyler. He's part of one of my favorite scenes in the move. Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind? Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair. Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact? Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact. Johnny Tyler: Well, for a man who don't go heeled you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you? Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you. Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact? Wyatt Earp: Mm-hmm. That's a fact. [Johnny Tyler stands up.] Johnny Tyler: Well, I'm real scared. Wyatt Earp: Darn right, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes. [Wyatt walks up to Johnny as Johnny reaches for his gun.] Johnny Tyler: All right now. Wyatt Earp: Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. Johnny Tyler: Listen, mister, I-I'm gettin' awful tired of your-- [Wyatt slaps Johnny hard in the face.] Wyatt Earp: I'm gettin' awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work. [Johnny doesn't do anything and Wyatt slaps him in the face again.] Wyatt Earp: I said throw down, boy. [Wyatt slaps Johnny harder and when Johnny turns to look at Wyatt his mouth is bleeding.] Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed? [Johnny still doesn't do anything.] Wyatt Earp: No? I didn't think so. And he had the line that me and my friends use all the time. JOHNNY TYLER: It's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin', you nerve-wrackin' sons-of-
October 15, 200817 yr My #4 " I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like......Victory."
October 15, 200817 yr Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.
October 15, 200817 yr Scarface has one of the most famous lines of all time but it is not BGP friendly. You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! Cleaned up of course. Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?-The Outlaw Josey Wells “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.” - The Shootist - John Wayne Edited October 15, 200817 yr by JD If U Please
October 15, 200817 yr "So let it be written. So let it be done." "My mother always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" "Frankly my dear, I don't give a darn." "We're gonna need a bigger boat." "Go ahead...make my day." "If you build it, he will come." "SHOW
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