One of the best...

 

Terence Mann: Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

My favorite is from Bull Durham, when he's asked what he believes in...Not all that BGP friendly though....

 

I also like the priest in Rudy, when he said "Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."

 

or of course "Clear the mechanism..."

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[billy Clanton draws a knife]

Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

"I'd love to kiss ya but I just washed my hair." Bette Davis in "The Cabin in the Cotton" 1932

 

I would kiss you if I didn't have puke breath. Bob Mckenzie in Strange Brew

I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum — the most powerful handgun in the world — and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

That was on TV last night; I watched the last half hour or so.:thumb:

You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

 

Cleaned up of course.

 

 

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?-The Outlaw Josey Wells

 

“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.” - The Shootist - John Wayne

 

What do you do for a living?

I'm a bounty hunter.

Dyin ain't much of a livin boy!

(From Dr. Strangelove)-

 

President Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

 

General Buck Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more then ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks.

(From Mrs. Robinson) -

 

Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

 

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

From Dead Poet's Society -

 

John Keating: "Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"These go to 11"

(Nigel Tufnel - Christopher Guest from This is Spinal Tap)

 

"Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful."

(Ian Faith - Tony Hendra from This is Spinal Tap)

 

'Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you. '

(David St. Hubbins - Michael McKean - This is Spinal Tap)

 

David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...

Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.

David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.

Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.

David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...

Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.

David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.

Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.

(This is Spinal Tap)

 

David St. Hubbins: They were still booing him when we came on stage.

(This is Spinal Tap)

 

"What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here?"

(Taggart - Slim Pickens from Blazing Saddles)

From Office Space -

 

Bob Slydell: "I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."

 

Bob Slydell: "I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

From Blazing Saddles:

 

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

 

Excellent quote.

 

"I Want What's Coming to me... the World, Chico, and Everything in It."

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.