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So Your Wife Wants a Back Rub

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The funny thing about my back is...

 

Well done.:thumb:

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For you single guys or just recently married, understand that backrubs change over the course of a marriage. Early on, a backrub means, 'Game on'. After 20 years, a backrub means 'I'm tired and your job is to help me fall asleep'.

Ten bucks, same as in town father. :banana:

For you single guys or just recently married, understand that backrubs change over the course of a marriage. Early on, a backrub means, 'Game on'. After 20 years, a backrub means 'I'm tired and your job is to help me fall asleep'.

 

 

:laugh:

Do you go ahead and take a shot?

 

Awesome!!!!

 

I say yes!!!! No, I say "Of course you take a shot."

 

I wish I had time to count the people who didn't answer the correct question on this one.

 

This is hilarious!!!

This is a pretty funny thread. If I didnt know better, I would swear Mr. BWF was a poster on here!

 

I think it all boils down to a Risk/Benefit analysis.

 

What is the risk of NOT giving the back rub vs the possible benefits on giving one? You definately have to go with the back rub until it proves to be of no benefit.

 

Personally, I say, forget my back rub. Clean my house once and see what happens! ;)

 

I know the answer to this one. Then she'll ask you to help with the laundry, the dishes, bathing the kids, etc. and never once offer to wash the vehicles, cut the grass, use the weedeater, build a porch, or stain the deck.

 

The back rub is the happy-medium...any more demands than that and I'd just assume handle things myself.

I know the answer to this one. Then she'll ask you to help with the laundry, the dishes, bathing the kids, etc. and never once offer to wash the vehicles, cut the grass, use the weedeater, build a porch, or stain the deck.

 

The back rub is the happy-medium...any more demands than that and I'd just assume handle things myself.

 

Yes!!!

The funny thing about my back is...

 

Therapeudic turns into recreational in the blink of one eye.

 

How many times has she said "That's not my back" :lol:

 

If my girl asks me to pass her the salt I'm making the move...

 

Just my style:lol:

 

Quit rubbing her back so much... :sssh:

 

I know the answer to this one. Then she'll ask you to help with the laundry, the dishes, bathing the kids, etc. and never once offer to wash the vehicles, cut the grass, use the weedeater, build a porch, or stain the deck.

 

The back rub is the happy-medium...any more demands than that and I'd just assume handle things myself.

 

Yes!!!

 

These have all got me in stitches here at work:lol:

What is a back rub?

 

:lol:

I've been married so long, I get questioned about motive and intention of final destination before I'm given the ok to proceed.

I've been married so long, I get questioned about motive and intention of final destination before I'm given the ok to proceed.

 

Does she really need to ask anymore?

Reminds me of the song "I'm Still A Guy" by Brad Paisley...

 

"When you say a back rub

Means only a back rub

And you slap my hand when I try"

 

Haha

What is a back rub?

 

:lol:

 

I thought you were going to ask what a wife was...

I've been married so long, I get questioned about motive and intention of final destination before I'm given the ok to proceed.

 

After 20 years of marriage, I am in that same ballpark! Usually, the game is a forfeit!

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