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So Your Wife Wants a Back Rub

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There were certain things omitted from my wedding vows. :thumb:

 

Monogamy?

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I love the result of a back rub more than actually giving one.

 

 

Funny thing is though that usually she tries to say that's she too tired or she pretends to already be asleep when I finish the back rub.

 

 

Once she said that the back rub felt so good that she was almost asleep, I was like wait wait wait...That wasn't part of the deal!

 

I have a "trick" for that...

I love the result of a back rub more than actually giving one.

 

 

Funny thing is though that usually she tries to say that's she too tired or she pretends to already be asleep when I finish the back rub.

 

 

Once she said that the back rub felt so good that she was almost asleep, I was like wait wait wait...That wasn't part of the deal!

Quit rubbing her back so much... :sssh:

I won't need the old back rub trick for at least 3 or 4 more years. :D Suckers. :p

I have a "trick" for that...
I think he's too proud to cry.
I think he's too proud to cry.

 

I never cry! I just turn on the usual ESPN when that happens!

The funny thing about my back is...

 

Superbad! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sometimes a back rub is just a back rub.:p

As a general rule of thumb, I go for the "back" at least once a day. About once every week or two, I am actually successful.

 

You must be married.

Don't have to. Just know I get very positive results when I do... :D

 

Hate to burst your bubble man, but when it comes back positive, that's normally a bad sign. :p

You must be married.

 

You got it :thumb:

Hate to burst your bubble man, but when it comes back positive, that's normally a bad sign. :p

You obviously missed the point of that story... :banana:

You obviously missed the point of that story... :banana:

 

Nah, I nailed it. I think you're missing it. :D

WOW!

 

Classic thread.

 

I have never been married.............but this is all to familiar.

This is a pretty funny thread. If I didnt know better, I would swear Mr. BWF was a poster on here!

 

I think it all boils down to a Risk/Benefit analysis.

 

What is the risk of NOT giving the back rub vs the possible benefits on giving one? You definately have to go with the back rub until it proves to be of no benefit.

 

Personally, I say, forget my back rub. Clean my house once and see what happens! ;)

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