September 3, 200818 yr I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend, I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my jeep , that I noticed that the oilpan under the jeep seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
September 3, 200818 yr I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend, I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my jeep , that I noticed that the oilpan under the jeep seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: And I was ready to rip of a serious PM to talk some sense into you. :lol:
September 3, 200818 yr I was going to recommend slashing her tires, but then I read that last sentence :lol::lol:
September 3, 200818 yr I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend, I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my jeep , that I noticed that the oilpan under the jeep seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow, haha this completely made my day:D
September 3, 200818 yr And given my history it seems so believable Rocket - I have to say, that was brilliant! :lol: I know it's an old joke but, coming from you, it was so easy to buy into. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd suspect that you've been setting us up for that gag for the past five years! :lol:
September 3, 200818 yr And given my history it seems so believable You got me, Hook, Line AND Sinker! :irked: Nice one! :thumb:
September 3, 200818 yr I was about ready to post and ask why don't you ever start a thread talking about how happy your life is right now, it's always negative. You fooled us all, congrats, but you may have just put yourself back on karma's list. :lol:
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