-I have major OCD tendencies with store candy displays. Anytime I am in line at the grocery store, I have to straighten up the displays.

 

My house needs cleaning.

After I touch or eat any kind of meat I have to wash my hands instantly.

-I also don't step on the chalk lines on the baseball field.

-Have to fix sandwiches in two's.

Oh, and I have a bit of a "right-angle" issue too.

After I touch or eat any kind of meat I have to wash my hands instantly.

 

That's not neurotic. Just common sense. Few better ways to spread foodborne illnesses than handling raw meat and cross-contaminating.

Oh, and I have a bit of a "right-angle" issue too.

 

What, you prefer "left-angles?"

I don't have any that I can think of. My wife, on the other hand, is simply neurotic in some ways.

 

If I'm already in bed and either sleeping or dozing off and my pillow case opening is not to the outside of the bed, she will actually make me change it.

 

She can be in bed in the dead of winter, fully under the blankets and ready to turn out her light and if she notices a drawer , any drawer, slightly ajar she will get out of bed and close it.

 

If we go to her mom's house or stay in a hotel, she has to sleep on the exact same side of the bed as she does at home.

 

Our bedroom door HAS to be COMPLETELY closed or she can't sleep. Not just closed but it must click.

 

I could go on.

I have major counting compulsions. It would take too long to list/explain them here; let's just say that a psychologist would have a field day.

I will not hang my arm over the side of the bed.

 

If I drop an M&M or a piece of popcorn or something, I will actually throw another one on the ground with it so it can have a friend.

What about Oreos?

 

I like to dunk mine VERY BRIEFLY so they are crunchy yet still have a bit of sogginess (is that a word??) to them. Cant tell you the exact timing on that one. You just have to have a feel for it. Pretty sure it is between 8 to 10 seconds.

I will not hang my arm over the side of the bed.

 

Worried about the bogey man under the bed?:scared::scared:

I will not hang my arm over the side of the bed.

 

Worried about the bogey man under the bed?:scared::scared:

 

Yup. Watched an old episode of Amazing Stories where a kid got pulled under, and never hung my arm over again.

 

I dunk Oreos but never pull them apart.

 

I pull all of the black Jelly Bellies out and eat them before I will eat any other flavor.

I iron my money. Kind of weird, I guess, but I don't like it when the dollar bills in my pocket are all wrinkled. So most nights and some mornings when my wife is doing some ironing (she won't iron my money for some strange reason!) I like to run over my bills with a hot iron.

 

As I finish typing this I realize this makes me sound a tad odd . . . . .

I iron my money. Kind of weird, I guess, but I don't like it when the dollar bills in my pocket are all wrinkled. So most nights and some mornings when my wife is doing some ironing (she won't iron my money for some strange reason!) I like to run over my bills with a hot iron.

 

As I finish typing this I realize this makes me sound a tad odd . . . . .

 

Very odd, never heard of anybody doing that. I don't even like to iron my clothes.

I iron my money.

I swear to God, the first time I read that I thought you said "monkey." :lol: