Social Distancing

[PP1]

I was walking out of the gas station toward the door as a young lady was walking in. When she saw me approaching she quickly darted down an isle to the right, I guess to avoid coming within 6 feet of me. Nothing new here. Been dealing with that my whole life.

[mcpapa]

I was walking out of the gas station toward the door as a young lady was walking in. When she saw me approaching she quickly darted down an isle to the right, I guess to avoid coming within 6 feet of me. Nothing new here. Been dealing with that my whole life.

Years ago, I got my share of looks from the hotties at the mall. Not an overabundance, but my share.

 

Now they pretty much recoil in abject horror.

[Voice of Reason]

Years ago, I got my share of looks from the hotties at the mall. Not an overabundance, but my share.

 

Now they pretty much recoil in abject horror.

 

I bet you were something special in your tunic at the Trajan Market.

[Randy Parker]

Years ago, I got my share of looks from the hotties at the mall. Not an overabundance, but my share.

 

Were you all walking laps together or something?

[mcpapa]

I bet you were something special in your tunic at the Trajan Market.

 

I think that's me in your avatar.

[Kentucky Windage]

I was walking out of the gas station toward the door as a young lady was walking in. When she saw me approaching she quickly darted down an isle to the right, I guess to avoid coming within 6 feet of me. Nothing new here. Been dealing with that my whole life.

 

I had a very goal similar experience while walking out of the automatic doors at Kroger's last Saturday. I laughed.

[Kentucky Windage]

Then there is this guy....

 

Coronavirus: N.J. man charged with terroristic threats for allegedly coughing on Wegmans worker

 

Got arrested for terroristic threat because he purposely coughed at someone.

 

Side note, I'm going to hold off on the "I fart in your general direction" jokes until this blows over.

[nkypete]

Now that I can't get my hair cut, I may start to get the Medusa treatment if anyone sees me.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

Now that I can't get my hair cut, I may start to get the Medusa treatment if anyone sees me.

 

[OlDog75]

Now that I can't get my hair cut, I may start to get the Medusa treatment if anyone sees me.

 

I'm trying to decide between a burr or trust the wife for a haircut. I'm kind of leaning toward a burr. Who could screw up a burr?

 

Any of you older BGPers remember a home hair trimmer something similar to this from the 60s?

 

[Randy Parker]

I'm trying to decide between a burr or trust the wife for a haircut. I'm kind of leaning toward a burr. Who could screw up a burr?

 

Any of you older BGPers remember a home hair trimmer something similar to this from the 60s?

 

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My better half gave me a burr the other night. She was nervous, but I was like, "You can't possibly mess this up." She did fine.

[tcjkbt]

Don't they call that a "buzz" in today's lexicon? Anyone going for a flat top or a crewcut with the wax to hold the front up? We'll be singing Kingston Trio songs pretty soon.