...ok ladies, how many of you opened this thread? Come on, admit it. Who let their curiosity get the best of them and just had to open this. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts lawildcat opened it, didn't you cat?

Of course I did!

Not only did she open it, she did so within seconds...

Not only did she open it, she did so within seconds...

 

Story of my life every Christmas when I was a kid...

So where are all the man secrets?

So where are all the man secrets?

 

In our secret forum.

In our secret forum.

 

In our secret forum.

 

Sucks that @HammerTime lost his card to it lol.

 

Disclaimer: Okay I'm done making fun of him. It's getting tired.

So where are all the man secrets?

 

In our secret forum.

 

I guess la didn't know about the "mens only" forum that only shows up on the guys account.

Sucks that @HammerTime lost his card to it lol.

 

Disclaimer: Okay I'm done making fun of him. It's getting tired.

Will you aren't in the secret Pokemon forum. :sssh:

Navajo Wisdom

 

Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got into the car. Resuming the journey, Mike tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mike.

"What in bag?" asked the old man.

Mike looked down at the brown bag and said, "Oh, it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said, "Good trade!”

Don't let her know what the secret password is either.

There are more widows than widowers because statistically, men die at a younger age than their spouses. Do you know why?

 

Because they want to.

One of the founding members:

 

There are more widows than widowers because statistically, men die at a younger age than their spouses. Do you know why?

 

Because they want to.

 

Or their wives have killed them...