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EXCLUSIVE–New Black Panther Leader: Blacks Need to Migrate to Five Southern States, Form 'Country Within a Country' - Breitbart

 

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Babu Omowale, the so-called national minister of defense for the People’s New Black Panther Party, says his group and allied organizations have their sights set on establishing “our own government in a nation within a nation.”

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How so?

 

The United States of America is the greatest country on the planet. Separating isn't going to help or solve anything. No matter how much each individual state contributes to the overall success of the country there isn't a single one of few capable of functioning the same way as the entire country does. It would endanger the citizens of these new states and it would weaken the country as well. I'll be the first to admit my skepticism in things improving amongst races in my lifetime but I'll never be for the secession of states. People underestimate the ability to assemble an efficient financial structure and armed forces. Just those two factors by themselves spell doom for a successful secession by anyone.

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I think Habibistan would be a great idea. We'll carve it out of the good parts of the good states and definitely not include Ohio.

 

Article I of the Habibistan Constitution:

 

Autoplay videos on websites are banned.

 

Slideshows on websites are banned.

 

CNN, especially Don Lemon, is banned.

 

Selfies are banned.

 

Food that comes plastic you have to cut open but isn't re-sealable is banned because that's annoying.

 

Driving slow in the left lane, passing in the right lane, turning without using a turn signal, and doing that annoying thing where you ignore the right-of-way and stop in the middle of the road to let someone out where if you just kept going they could've gotten out even quicker are considered treason.

 

Violators will be sent to Ohio.

 

Article II

 

Every citizen of Habibistan shall have a mini-fridge stocked with beer for emergencies.

 

Every Wednesday night and one Saturday a month the citizens of Habibistan shall congregate, relax, and listen to music together. This will preferably take place on a local deck in the summer months or a poorly lit tavern in the winter.

 

The citizens of Habibistan shall participate in a monthly book exchange so everyone can learn something from outside of their bubble.

 

Article III

 

Don't be an idiot.

 

Don't be mean.

 

Mean idiots will be sent to Mississippi.

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I think Habibistan would be a great idea. We'll carve it out of the good parts of the good states and definitely not include Ohio.

 

Article I of the Habibistan Constitution:

 

Autoplay videos on websites are banned.

 

Slideshows on websites are banned.

 

CNN, especially Don Lemon, is banned.

 

Selfies are banned.

 

Food that comes plastic you have to cut open but isn't re-sealable is banned because that's annoying.

 

Driving slow in the left lane, passing in the right lane, turning without using a turn signal, and doing that annoying thing where you ignore the right-of-way and stop in the middle of the road to let someone out where if you just kept going they could've gotten out even quicker are considered treason.

 

Violators will be sent to Ohio.

 

Article II

 

Every citizen of Habibistan shall have a mini-fridge stocked with beer for emergencies.

 

Every Wednesday night and one Saturday a month the citizens of Habibistan shall congregate, relax, and listen to music together. This will preferably take place on a local deck in the summer months or a poorly lit tavern in the winter.

 

The citizens of Habibistan shall participate in a monthly book exchange so everyone can learn something from outside of their bubble.

 

Article III

 

Don't be an idiot.

 

Don't be mean.

 

Mean idiots will be sent to Mississippi.

 

Will I need a passport?

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I think Habibistan would be a great idea. We'll carve it out of the good parts of the good states and definitely not include Ohio.

 

Article I of the Habibistan Constitution:

 

Autoplay videos on websites are banned.

 

Slideshows on websites are banned.

 

CNN, especially Don Lemon, is banned.

 

Selfies are banned.

 

Food that comes plastic you have to cut open but isn't re-sealable is banned because that's annoying.

 

Driving slow in the left lane, passing in the right lane, turning without using a turn signal, and doing that annoying thing where you ignore the right-of-way and stop in the middle of the road to let someone out where if you just kept going they could've gotten out even quicker are considered treason.

 

Violators will be sent to Ohio.

 

Article II

 

Every citizen of Habibistan shall have a mini-fridge stocked with beer for emergencies.

 

Every Wednesday night and one Saturday a month the citizens of Habibistan shall congregate, relax, and listen to music together. This will preferably take place on a local deck in the summer months or a poorly lit tavern in the winter.

 

The citizens of Habibistan shall participate in a monthly book exchange so everyone can learn something from outside of their bubble.

 

Article III

 

Don't be an idiot.

 

Don't be mean.

 

Mean idiots will be sent to Mississippi.

 

What is your country's view on marijuana and porn? Just trying to decide if I want to move there.

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I think Habibistan would be a great idea. We'll carve it out of the good parts of the good states and definitely not include Ohio.

 

Article I of the Habibistan Constitution:

 

Autoplay videos on websites are banned.

 

Slideshows on websites are banned.

 

CNN, especially Don Lemon, is banned.

 

Selfies are banned.

 

Food that comes plastic you have to cut open but isn't re-sealable is banned because that's annoying.

 

Driving slow in the left lane, passing in the right lane, turning without using a turn signal, and doing that annoying thing where you ignore the right-of-way and stop in the middle of the road to let someone out where if you just kept going they could've gotten out even quicker are considered treason.

 

Violators will be sent to Ohio.

 

Article II

 

Every citizen of Habibistan shall have a mini-fridge stocked with beer for emergencies.

 

Every Wednesday night and one Saturday a month the citizens of Habibistan shall congregate, relax, and listen to music together. This will preferably take place on a local deck in the summer months or a poorly lit tavern in the winter.

 

The citizens of Habibistan shall participate in a monthly book exchange so everyone can learn something from outside of their bubble.

 

Article III

 

Don't be an idiot.

 

Don't be mean.

 

Mean idiots will be sent to Mississippi.

 

You had me with Ohio and no CNN/Don Lemon.

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