Get back to looking like this.

Attend a Bengals Super Bowl victory parade

Skydive. Not a fan of heights but think it would be awesome to try. I fly a lot for work so part shouldn't be too bad. 3 rungs on the ladder is as high as I go around the house so I might need a little shove out the door of the plane.

Shoot par for a round of golf (not Putt-Putt either).

I'm quite sure she's pretty hot, but to be honest that is NOT a very flattering picture/pose.

 

Drinking heavily at 10 in the morning is bad for you... :taz:

I'd like to hunt in Alaska

I'd like to hunt in Alaska

 

I know a cat who would probably go with you.

I know a cat who would probably go with you.

I'd be honored. Maybe one day. I need to get these freeloading kids on their own feet first.

Take my kids to Europe---Germany, Austria, and Italy in that order.

 

Get a speed boat or jet ski so we don't ever have to ask to use another family member's boat.