May 10, 201610 yr As a nurse I can tell you I have seen money come from worse places than bras. :isurrender:
May 10, 201610 yr I worked at a hardware school in high school (I referenced it back in this thread quite a while back if you would like a good laugh), and I was always amazed how frequently men would come in on a Saturday afternoon fresh after 3 hours of yardwork and pull out a sweaty, limp, $20 bill from the waistband of their gym shorts to pay for their purchase. Frigging nasty.
May 11, 201610 yr Folks, I understand the nastiness but bottom line, there ain't no clean money. Yes there is! When I was a kid, my grandmother used to go to the bank for brand new $5.00 bills and give each grandchild one for Christmas! We would then put it in a shoe and walk to Frisches for a malt!:sssh:
May 11, 201610 yr Yes there is! When I was a kid, my grandmother used to go to the bank for brand new $5.00 bills and give each grandchild one for Christmas! We would then put it in a shoe and walk to Frisches for a malt!:sssh: Funny! My dad does something similar. Every Christmas he goes to the bank to get brand new $10 bills--one for each of his 21 grandchildren.
May 11, 201610 yr Funny! My dad does something similar. Every Christmas he goes to the bank to get brand new $10 bills--one for each of his 21 grandchildren. My father's first work partner and mentor (also the guy that gave me my first job cutting his grass) would always give me a crisp new $2 bill for my birthday, even up through my teens. I ended up using those bills as beer money during quarter beers while in college. I have to admit, I have been guilty of stuffing money my socks during my younger years. As I mentioned though, my job as a bartender opened my eyes as to how nasty that habit was, and I haven't done it since.
May 11, 201610 yr Much like peanut butter + chocolate changed the world, the prospect of boobs + money is compelling, sweaty or not.
May 11, 201610 yr Author I've had shoplifters pull stinky sweaty merchandise from out of their bra or from under their braless boobs :puke:
May 11, 201610 yr I've had shoplifters pull stinky sweaty merchandise from out of their bra or from under their braless boobs :puke: Does it then go to the "clearance rack"?
May 11, 201610 yr Author Does it then go to the "clearance rack"? Bologna won't hang very well on the clearance rack :lol2:
May 12, 201610 yr Bologna won't hang very well on the clearance rack :lol2: Man, if I was going to steal meat, I would have a ribeye under each boob...who would want to risk getting arrested for bologna?
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