There are so many things wrong with this story starting with getting engaged inside a Wal-Mart...

 

Hey now, I met my wife at Walmart!!!!

"Court records show the items included an edible thong and sex toy."

 

At WalMart?! I must be going down the wrong aisles!

 

(Nevermind, did not read the entire piece. Thought WalMart was going to make another big announcement about their merchandise.)

I edited the thread title for clarity.

I was shocked this wasn't a Florida couple.

I was shocked this wasn't a Florida couple.

 

That was my guess before I opened the link.

Since when has Wal-Mart sold that kind of stuff?

 

They don't. The couple got engaged at Wal-Mart and then went to another store to shoplift those items.

 

Come on guys, use your imagination and think "outside the box". Lots of things can be turned into edible panties and sex toys at Wal Mart. I can't believe I have to tell you guys this, especially you @lawildcat I'm SO disappointed.:no:

Come on guys, use your imagination and think "outside the box". Lots of things can be turned into edible panties and sex toys at Wal Mart. I can't believe I have to tell you guys this, especially you @lawildcat I'm SO disappointed.:no:

 

I think that was his problem - thinking too much "inside the box".

There needs to be a new TV show called "Yes, this happened at Wal Mart". The show could survive forever with new video!

I've said it over and over...I should have kept notes...that book would have been a best seller. :banghead:

Probably because they had already drawn attention to themselves in Wal-Mart with his fine proposal and $29 ring.

 

New show on NBS "Superstore" which takes place in a Walmart Like store, has guy proposing to his pregnant cashier girlfriend during a fake robbery turned flash mob with a $12 ring.

 

That show while completely off base on some aspects, is dead on on some others. If you ever worked for a big box retailer, it will crack you up.

The best kinds of panties are the ones on the bedroom floor. I see no reason to eat them.

Come on guys, use your imagination and think "outside the box". Lots of things can be turned into edible panties and sex toys at Wal Mart. I can't believe I have to tell you guys this, especially you @lawildcat I'm SO disappointed.:no:

 

Meh. I don't need bells and whistles.

"Court records show the items included an edible thong and sex toy."

 

I always skip the appetizer and go straight for the entrée.

 

I'm so bad. :lol2:

The best kinds of panties are the ones on the ceiling fan. I see no reason to eat them.

Fixed that for you!

I always skip the appetizer and go straight for the entrée.

 

I'm so bad. :lol2:

 

Attaboy....:thumb:

I don't need a 3-ring circus to be happy...there's plenty to play with without all that other jazz :thumb: