I would have thought Don Henley or Garth Brooks would have been on top of your list.

 

While I hate Garth Brooks' music, I generally get the impression he's a decent guy. So he gets off on this account.

 

While I have a great deal of general dislike for Henley, he's too old and it wouldn't feel right.

 

Axl, on the other hand, isn't that far off from my age, and in addition to his extreme dislikability, the scrawny little clown acts like he's some tough guy, along with the rest of his outsized ego.

 

But wait, you're saying, doesn't Don Henley also have an outsized ego? True, he does. But at least — and it pains me greatly to say this — he did make some decent songs to somewhat justify that ego.

 

Axl made no good songs, and he needs to be knocked down several pegs.

The obvious answer to this is whomever is the sitting President at the time.

 

Why you ask? How many people can say they slugged the most powerful man in the world without any reprecussions? Talk about a hell of a story to tell.

I can't say; he might read this.

 

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:eyeonyou:

 

Not you; I hear you're a stud. I don't want any part of you!

The obvious answer to this is whomever is the sitting President at the time.

 

Why you ask? How many people can say they slugged the most powerful man in the world without any reprecussions? Talk about a hell of a story to tell.

 

But what if it's Hillary?

But what if it's Hillary?

 

I see nothing in my post that disqualifies Hillary from inclusion....

It would have to be without repercussions because I think she could whip my butt.

Bill Cowher uppercut to the chin; probably have to get my hand x-rayed afterwards.

Uncle Sam...

I'm gonna pass. The last time I actually hit somebody...in high school...I broke my hand, and in a shaolin match a few years ago (no contact) I broke a toe when I accidently hit my opponents foot.

 

Additionally, I am afraid I would become addicted...after I whacked the first person..

 

However...it might be my nephew. He came back from Afghanistan as a jerk and doesn't contact my sister who is battling cancer and would like to see her son and her new grandchild. I would like to jerk a knot in him and his wife both. Yes....I could punch both of them...see, I am addicted.

While I hate Garth Brooks' music, I generally get the impression he's a decent guy. So he gets off on this account.

 

While I have a great deal of general dislike for Henley, he's too old and it wouldn't feel right.

 

Axl, on the other hand, isn't that far off from my age, and in addition to his extreme dislikability, the scrawny little clown acts like he's some tough guy, along with the rest of his outsized ego.

 

But wait, you're saying, doesn't Don Henley also have an outsized ego? True, he does. But at least — and it pains me greatly to say this — he did make some decent songs to somewhat justify that ego.

 

Axl made no good songs, and he needs to be knocked down several pegs.

 

Strong reasoning there...I like that. If you need a wingman when you punch Axl I'll be there for you. I just need a couple of weeks notice and it can't be on a day that I have to pick my daughter up from band practice, or on a Thursday or Sunday...but other than that I'd be there for you!

But what if it's Hillary?

 

I see nothing in my post that disqualifies Hillary from inclusion....

 

I've got no problem helping you out with this one, UKMF!

I've thought long and hard on this. Probably to long. But my answer is Kanye West.

 

I would get so much sheer joy out of watching him hit the pavement.

Not you; I hear you're a stud. I don't want any part of you!

 

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LOL. Those weren't my words; just repeating what Guru said about him. I should have added the rolling eyes to my quote!