Word out of Raceland is that their Hydration Specialist are hittin' the bottles hard for their annual "slobber-knocker" with OPEN this year.

Word out of Raceland is that their Hydration Specialist are hittin' the bottles hard for their annual "slobber-knocker" with OPEN this year.

Oh, you had to bring it up didn't you. You can't even say OPEN in Raceland anymore, all the businesses have signs in the windows that say "Not closed" now.

 

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard OPEN was on performance enhancing drugs (Gatorade) and refused to drink water.

I'm more interested in how many waterboys have legitimately been offered DI scholarships. I'm not counting DIII recruits because we all know that most DIII schools won't turn down any waterboy who wants to go there because it's all about getting those waterboy tuition money.

 

Ive seen some DIII teams with as many as 45 waterboys on their roster.

 

The fat kid with a limp from Bellevue got a D-I full ride to Dasani University, however his schooly was "yanked" after he had a mis-hap with the Hydration equipment. Word is the ACLU as been retained, more to follow.

 

Oh, you had to bring it up didn't you. You can't even say OPEN in Raceland anymore, all the businesses have signs in the windows that say "Not closed" now.

 

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard OPEN was on performance enhancing drugs (Gatorade) and refused to drink water.

 

Oh the humanity!!!

Holy Cross has a whole busload of waterboys from Cincinnati this year.

 

Plus, isn't there a "pipeline" that connects Holy Cross, Holmes, Ludlow, & Newport.

Somerset's #1 Waterboy will be sitting out 3 games due to breaking unknown team/school rules. I just hope when returns he doesn't have a lot of rust that needs to be knocked off!

There was supposed to be a transfer waterboy coming from across town, but I think he got an endorsement deal from Aquafina and decided to stay.

 

I hear he wasn't as good as the originally said, anyway!

Somerset's #1 Waterboy will be sitting out 3 games due to breaking unknown team/school rules. I just hope when returns he doesn't have a lot of rust that needs to be knocked off!

 

I hear he's "smokin'" good.

Somerset's #1 Waterboy will be sitting out 3 games due to breaking unknown team/school rules. I just hope when returns he doesn't have a lot of rust that needs to be knocked off!

Probably hitting the Gatorade, it's happened to a lot of good kids.

 

I hear he's "smokin'" good.

 

:lol:

Probably hitting the Gatorade, it's happened to a lot of good kids.

 

I think it was generic Sports Drink from Dollar General...:lol2:

get over the hump.

Edited August 21, 201412 yr by Randy Parker

I heard there were some waterboys attending the Bobby Boucher camp during the "Dry Period".

How did that rumor leak out?

Our HIT's (hydrators in training) are looking the best they've ever looked!

 

You do mean State Champions Hydrators In Training correct...

Edited August 22, 201412 yr by Sweeperboy
Just a continuation of SCIT's that has been mentioned on this site 1000 times over...Just sayin

There has been heavy debate and much dispute on this, but the new KHSAA ruling was just announced:

 

Waterboys are now required to wear fanny packs.