Caveat: I have been drinking, a lot. But not enough to where I blame this on that. This was all about being a klutz.

 

Anyway, I strolled in my door and tripped over either the front rug, my backpack, or God knows what.

 

Went straight down and kissed the hard front edge of my Grandma's desk, drilling my lip first then busting open a spot above my right eye on the follow-thru.

 

The lip is nasty — real big. Probably needs a stitch, but this ain't my first battle scar. Kinda more disappointed about jacking up my glasses more than anything. Hoping there's no concussion symptoms tomorrow.

May have broken my nose for the fifth time.

:lol2:

How you feeling today Jim? :lol2: Sounds like it wasn't a good night.

I love the 2:00 a.m. post that starts with: "I have been drinking. A lot."

 

Sorry to hear about that, Jim. Something tells me you were going to have a headache this morning either way. Hopefully it's not too bad.

Dang it dude, be careful! We got to have you in shape to man that grill in a few days!:ylsuper:

Sorry about that Jim, sounds like that's gonna leave a mark.

 

On the bright side I hear that chicks dig scars.

Dude, it's not like I can't sew your lip if need be. Come on up.

Nice Post... Trying to come in being quiet one night and fell up the stairs not good.

When I started reading this I thought it was going to tie in with the naked, drunk man, masterbating falls into the river. See things could've always been worse.

Yeah I'm sure the alcohol played no part in the mishap. :lol2::lol2: Seriously I hope you get to feeling better reason soon, and as Toots requested, let's see some pictures please. :popcorn::popcorn:

I hope Jim's got some Advil... :lol2:

I hope Jim's got some Advil... :lol2:

 

For the lip/nose or for the hangover?

For the lip/nose or for the hangover?

 

D. All of the above.