Most stories involving teachers these days leave me saying "why couldn't I have a teacher like that in HS?" but this story leaves me thankful I did not have a teacher like that in HS.

That's someone that really, really didn't want to go to work.

I also love that she just took over a classroom and claimed it as hers!

:ohbrother::lol2: You're not right. :lol2:

 

She may look like Cameron Diaz if you stick her with an epi-pen.

Not sure what the problem is. Maybe she was teaching criminal justice.

Wait...did they say she was supposed to start the day before? Didn't want to say it but...fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Good thing it was only the first day, and they weren't dissecting pigs yet.

At least I waited to get home to get drunk and pantsless.

Is she allergic to alcohol?

Can't quit laughing at this. Gets funnier every time I look at her pic.

Can't quit laughing at this. Gets funnier every time I look at her pic.

 

Don't encourage him.

Is she allergic to alcohol?

 

Yup, it makes her drunk.