January 25, 201412 yr Global Warming? It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up! It's so cold that I saw two beagles with jumper cables trying to get a rabbit started. It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! It's so cold even Miley Cyrus kept her assets covered. It's so cold a streaker froze in mid-streak! It's so cold squirrels in my neighborhood are throwing themselves at an electric fence! It's so cold Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick! It's so cold that when farmers milked the cows, they got ice cream! It's so cold we had to chop up the piano for firewood....but we only got two chords. It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp post. It's so cold our local pet store is selling penguins. It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women. It's so cold that that Bill Clinton is sleeping with Hillary to try to keep warm. It's so cold my wife baked a cake and before she pulled it from the oven it was frosted. It's so cold guys are paying local hookers 20 bucks just to blow on their hands.
January 25, 201412 yr Global Warming? It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up! It's so cold that I saw two beagles with jumper cables trying to get a rabbit started. It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! It's so cold even Miley Cyrus kept her assets covered. It's so cold a streaker froze in mid-streak! It's so cold squirrels in my neighborhood are throwing themselves at an electric fence! It's so cold Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick! It's so cold that when farmers milked the cows, they got ice cream! It's so cold we had to chop up the piano for firewood....but we only got two chords. It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp post. It's so cold our local pet store is selling penguins. It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women. It's so cold that that Bill Clinton is sleeping with Hillary to try to keep warm. It's so cold my wife baked a cake and before she pulled it from the oven it was frosted. It's so cold guys are paying local hookers 20 bucks just to blow on their hands. Penguins. :lol2:
January 25, 201412 yr Both sides need to stop. One crazy cold, snowy winter (this year) doesn't dispel the myth of global warming any more than one abnormally warm winter (last year) supports it. No one really knows the real answer. On average, yes we've been slightly warmer over the last decade or so. Doesn't mean the trend will continue, or that the seas will all melt tomorrow. Let's just agree to do what we can to protect the environment...that should be something we all can agree on. Shouldn't it??? Truth. I'm trying to figure out all of the global warming skeptic's comments when it's supposed to be cold in the winter.
January 25, 201412 yr Truth. I'm trying to figure out all of the global warming skeptic's comments when it's supposed to be cold in the winter.I'm trying to figure out why there's man-made global warming when it's cold in the winter like it's supposed to be or when the experts that want to prove the ice shelf is melted in the Antarctic gets stuck in......of all things....the ice. :lol2:
January 25, 201412 yr I'm trying to figure out why there's man-made global warming when it's cold in the winter like it's supposed to be or when the experts that want to prove the ice shelf is melted in the Antarctic gets stuck in......of all things....the ice. :lol2: Now that is a logical question I can follow. :thumb:
January 25, 201412 yr Junk science? And your source is what ... Mad Magazine? * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Ninety-seven percent of climate scientists agree that climate-warming trends over the past century are very likely due to human activities, and most of the leading scientific organizations worldwide have issued public statements endorsing this position." Climate Change: Consensus Consenses DOES NOT equal Science. :isurrender: Consenses: general agreement; the judgment arrived at by most of those concerned. Science: knowledge about or study of the natural world based on facts learned through experiments and observation.
January 25, 201412 yr Consenses DOES NOT equal Science. :isurrender: Consenses: general agreement; the judgment arrived at by most of those concerned. Science: knowledge about or study of the natural world based on facts learned through experiments and observation. How is your effort going to ban the theory of global warming from being taught? Science teachers in line with your thinking?
January 25, 201412 yr How is your effort going to ban the theory of global warming from being taught? Science teachers in line with your thinking?You can overcome that by teaching your kids on the subject as well and let them decide for themselves. Also, I expect as natural cycles continue, many will abandon the man-made warming and lean toward natural occurrence.
January 25, 201412 yr You can overcome that by teaching your kids on the subject as well and let them decide for themselves. Also, I expect as natural cycles continue, many will abandon the man-made warming and lean toward natural occurrence. If what you say is true, then why are the ranks of global-warming scientists rising, not falling? You know, RTS, the notion of man-affecting-environment is well rooted in history. As an example, I would cite the Old Testament book of Leviticus.
January 25, 201412 yr How is your effort going to ban the theory of global warming from being taught? Science teachers in line with your thinking? It shouldn't be taught in schools, it is nothing more than a "cash grab". Al Gore is laughing all the way to the bank.
January 25, 201412 yr Twotoplace, we have had some good debating in the past few days, in a quite a few different forums, and you have been a good sport all the way. :thumb:
January 25, 201412 yr If what you say is true, then why are the ranks of global-warming scientists rising, not falling? You know, RTS, the notion of man-affecting-environment is well rooted in history. As an example, I would cite the Old Testament book of Leviticus. M.O.N.E.Y. How do you get stuck in ice that isn't supposed to be there according to the ranks of global-warming scientists?
January 25, 201412 yr M.O.N.E.Y. How do you get stuck in ice that isn't supposed to be there according to the ranks of global-warming scientists? One has to look at this phenomenon through the prism of decades. What's happening outside this month, this year or last year has no bearing on the big picture. Having said that, if you haven't been to the Outer Banks yet, you better do so fairly soon.
January 25, 201412 yr Twotoplace, we have had some good debating in the past few days, in a quite a few different forums, and you have been a good sport all the way. :thumb: I try to keep it light. I'm still confused by this climate change cash grab you and RTS talk about. Who's pocketing this "hot money"?
January 25, 201412 yr One has to look at this phenomenon through the prism of decades. What's happening outside this month, this year or last year has no bearing on the big picture. Having said that, if you haven't been to the Outer Banks yet, you better do so fairly soon. When I was in high school in the 70's consensus was that we were headed for another ice age.
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