If you stretch a person's intestines out it can wrap around the earth 17 times.

 

Correction... If you took out a person's intestines and stretched them out, they would be dead.

The first year in business, Coca-Cola posted a -$20 profit.

Out of all the days that I have ever been on BGP, this is one of them.

Most "facts" you see on the internet are anything but.

Chris Bosh is the world's smallest Power Forward at 4'8".

 

Can you guess his wingspan?

If you stretch out your arms on each side, and measure from fingertip to fingertip, that is also your height.

 

Not in this house. Wing span exceeds height by 2" for each offspring. Mine is my height.

The dot above the lowercase letter "i" is called a tittle.

The glue on the back of Israeli postage stamps is kosher.

 

 

Reminds me of an old lawyer joke.

 

Q: Why are there not a series of "famous lawyer" postage stamps?

A: The customers wouldn't know which side of the stamp to spit on.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

The first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Not in this house. Wing span exceeds height by 2" for each offspring. Mine is my height.

 

Then the TAC offspring will grow 2 more inches?

It is physically impossible to lick your elbow.

It is physically impossible to lick your elbow.

 

Good to know.

It is physically impossible to lick your elbow.

 

Not true, you can do it if you have a detachable tongue.