"Mr. Allen, we wanted to inform you that your son has signed himself up as a nominee for Prom court....Yes, we agree it's great that he's demonstrating confidence and ambition, but we felt the need to tell you he signed up as a candidate for queen.....No, he said he checked the right box."

"No Mr. Davidson she's not in trouble, I'm just giving a courtesy call to the parents of all the girls on the softball team..."

 

Please forgive me for that one...

 

This won't be topped. Well done.

"No Mr. Davidson she's not in trouble, I'm just giving a courtesy call to the parents of all the girls on the softball team..."

 

Please forgive me for that one...

We may have a winner.

"Mr. Anderson, your son was caught listening to Hanson."

"No Mr. Davidson she's not in trouble, I'm just giving a courtesy call to the parents of all the girls on the softball team..."

 

Please forgive me for that one...

 

 

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

 

Now you've crossed the line.

How close is a "my man" to the ever ellusive "like"?

 

Once Clyde gave me a "ditto". How close is that?

"Mr. Jones, this is the hardest thing a principal has to tell a parent...your son's online girlfriend of two years passed away this morning...no, it wasn't the car crash. Apparently she passed away of cancer in route to the hospital...don't worry, he's gonna skip the funeral for the big game tomorrow."

^ Boom.

"This is the school nurse calling to let you know Timmy is going to be sent home sick today. Seems like he might have caught a case of The Gay. But don't worry, we've caught it early and several local churches have a camp that can clear it right up..."

It doesn't really matter because he'll get laughed off the floor when he proposes it, I'll have to hope.

 

Agreed! If it would pass, then watch the teen suicide rate go up in Tenn..

Apparently there are gay dogs in TN.

 

Elton, the 'Gay' Dog, Spared the Gas Chamber - ABC News

 

Which brings up the question, "Can we train gay sniffing dogs which could be brought in to identify potential at risk students, much like the drug sniffing dogs in use now?"

Which brings up the question, "Can we train gay sniffing dogs which could be brought in to identify potential at risk students, much like the drug sniffing dogs in use now?"

 

Yes, but only if it is a Cockapoo.

:laugh: Bazinga

Here's how I'd write the headline:

 

Senator: 'Queerdom? In our once-proud schools? I won't stand for it!'

Yes, but only if it is a Cockapoo.

 

Perfect.