I can profile with the best of them. Wonder if they're hiring.

The UT athletic dept for one.

 

Perhaps wearing orange is one of the noted activities.

Apparently there are gay dogs in TN.

 

Elton, the 'Gay' Dog, Spared the Gas Chamber - ABC News

I think parents should be notified if their kid is doing something innapropriate at school. If my little girl is kissing a boy, then write her up for PDA and send me the write up, just like if your little girl is kissing another girl, write her up for PDA and send it to parent.

 

Lots of parents do not know there kids are gay and some may or may not want to know.

"No Mr. McCoy she's not in trouble... No sir, her grades are just fine... So why am I calling? ... well frankly sir, I just wanted to give you a little heads up. Are you aware that your daughter has worn Doc Martens and cargo pants to school for eight of the last ten school days?"

It doesn't really matter because he'll get laughed off the floor when he proposes it, I'll have to hope.

"No Mr. McCoy she's not in trouble... No sir, her grades are just fine... So why am I calling? ... well frankly sir, I just wanted to give you a little heads up. Are you aware that your daughter has worn Doc Martens and cargo pants to school for eight of the last ten school days?"

 

My man!

"Your son isn't in trouble sir, but I think it's my duty to inform you that the soufflé he made in Home Ec was 'to die for'..."

This is only going to get more ludicrous... I apologize in advance.

 

"Yes this is Mrs. Thompson, the school's college entrance counselor. You should know that your daughter has expressed interest in applying to both Sarah Lawrence and Wellesley."

"Mr Johnson, I ain't saying Bruce is one of them queers but he did say that one of the country's biggest embarrassments is the fact that Liza Minnelli didn't win the Tony in 1984."

"Mr. Smith we are concerned and wanted to notify you that your daughter has been observed driving a subaru and wearing birkenstocks."

My man!

 

How close is a "my man" to the ever ellusive "like"?

How close is a "my man" to the ever ellusive "like"?

 

Extremely.

"No Mr. Davidson she's not in trouble, I'm just giving a courtesy call to the parents of all the girls on the softball team..."

 

Please forgive me for that one...

"Mr. Smith, no, your son is not in trouble but we felt you should know that he take showers with the football team after practice and he isn't on the team nor is he manager. Frankly, we aren't even sure if he is dirty. Yes, he did say that you have running water at home........just saying, Mr. Smith."