gatherin his gang of BGPer's to help him....

go to Antarticia and head off the evil penguins. Then suddenly........

a shot rang out from the grassy knoll where...

the tough kentucky fescue was growing up through the ice and snow. Then the low-lying sun reflected a beam of sunlight off of......

...patb63's head, casting a golden light upon a shadowy figure hiding in the bushes. It was...

South-e-bell trying to get some insider information on the upcoming ......................

chewin tobbaco contest at .....

Grayson County High School. It was held there every year because....

no other school had spittoons and the janitorial staff refused to...

dress like giant chickens. But if that wasn't enough...

held the secret of cloning...

aliens from mars..

...that can run a perfect zone defense, prompting Oldbird to...

run out and start searchin for this briefcase so he can....

ask if their parents could use a well paying job in northern Kentucky but was very disappointed when he was told.........