...to Green Bay, where he and Jason...

learn the in's and out's of ice fishing in attempts to ....

...make Jason popular in the outdoors forum and to get a nice meal for...

under a dollar, cause everyone knows how tight the guru is. Then Guru, Jason, Mr. Network,and a sheepdog all climbed into bed for.........

three minutes until...

they were in Male pajammas, which....

did not fly well with the trinity football team because

the designs of their Brooks Brothers PJs wasn't as good looking as....

as the Ralph Lauren jamies they were wearing

So Guru and company decided it was time to pack and head east for......

for the mountains for a little country hospitality and.......

that's when he woke up. He sat there on the Trinity emblam rubbing the big knot on his head and trying to remember his name. He quickly figured out that he had slipped on a discarded apple core. What he didn't know, though, was all of his own personal information. He didn't know his name, address, birthdate....nothing. He was lost in a sea of confusion and wonder. Fortunately, a nice gentleman with a bird on each shoulder, accompanied by another kind stranger wearing jogging shorts and a "Seabiscuit" tee-shirt helped him to his feet. It was then that they told him about the plot to...

...turn the people of Garrard and Lincoln Counties into robots by broadcasting subliminal messages on a popular local radio station. They decided to...

send The Guru down to Garrard and Lincoln Counties undercover, dressed as ....

Joe B. Hall, promising all of the young basketball players.....