who he said he was. and found out that marty mcfly was

actually the one that was trying to gain control of the unruly penquins but each time he thought that he had them beaten into submission the doorbell would....................

chime and someone would beat at the door and scream "let me in" because

Joe from "Fear Factor" was trying to get....

all the egg salad sandwiches out of...

town in an attempt to starve out the dispicable, little un-ruly penquins and regain...........

the respect of the guru and all of the other BGPers so that they would help get rid of the penquins and bring order back to...

the entire BGP area which is very vast because it stretches from the Ohio River at Paducah to...........

...to Japan, Australia, The Phillipines and...

Sweden, but that's not all.....

with the enthusiam genereated by the Chinese giant of a man Yao, the 7'6" basketball player the Guru was making plans to...

...finally be at his ideal body weight and to be...

able to paint the ceiling his wife had been hinting at for the last six ...................

minutes, which was more nagging than he could take because...

he had decided that he would get the project done one way or another even if it meant that........................