ThrillVille Cardinal51 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So my buddy has this neighbor who is some kind of odd. We felt kind of bad for him this past weekend because he didn't have anything to do, so we asked him if he wanted to go to Bardstown Road for a night of drinking. It was one of those situations where we expected him to say no, but to our surprise he said sure. That was fine though, no big deal. While waiting for the cab to come get us though, we noticed that he had drank an enormous amount of our beer all in a matter of about 30 minutes. Again, not really that big of a deal as we are pretty generous about sharing beers and such. Anyways, right when we got to the bar, the dude ripped about 5 shots in 5 minutes. Being slightly intoxicated myself I was fairly impressed. The rest of the night he drank beer(from what I saw anyway). He wasn't being casual about drinking it either. I'm talking bottle vertical. Anyways, we kept telling him to chill out and slow down, but it didn't take. Soon enough he was standing on chairs and heaving darts like a maniac. The bouncer told him that he needed to leave so we all decided we had better go. On the way out the dude ralphed right in front of the cop checking ID's at the door. After some pleading, the cop let us get into a cab and go home. The dude ralphed again in the cab, but the dude wasn't to mad because we had a big gulp cup for him to puke into. We then decided to get dropped off at my place because it was the closest, and the dude passed out before his head hit the couch cushion. Fast-forward to the next day. We woke up and the dude had already left in the morning. I found my bathroom covered in vomit (toilet, shower, sink). I thought, okay I'm never hanging out with that guy again. Today I was sitting in my living room and noticed an unfriendly smell coming from the couch. The dude urinated all over it, then flipped the cushions over. What in the world is wrong with people? I thought I had bad nights, but this dude takes the cake easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerTime Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Sounds like you had a bad day. I would have made him sleep outside or something. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerkywrestler Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Sounds like you had a bad day. I would have made him sleep outside or something. :lol:Agree with this as there is no way would that guy sleeps on my couch after vomitting multiple times. As an aside to the original post, I was out on Baxter Ave and Bardstown Rd on Saturday. Though with the decription of your friend I'm pretty sure I didn't see you all. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolamite Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Go hard or go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolamite Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 But really though, that sucks. What a trainwreck. How old was the guy anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerkywrestler Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 But really though, that sucks. What a trainwreck. How old was the guy anyway?I guess 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SvFan4life Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillVille Cardinal51 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 But really though, that sucks. What a trainwreck. How old was the guy anyway? Never asked him, but I'd guess 21 or 22. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerTime Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 ^ Does he ever drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SportsGuy41017 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 WOW! I'm sorry I had to laugh, and I am sure you would too if it wasn't you involved. I would at least tell him what he did, maybe he really doesn't remember, and see if he at least offers to have your couch cleaned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfback20 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 That's why you never let a drunk guy you don't necessarily like sleep in your house. That was your first mistake. Go to someone else's house. Or just get out at your house and tell the cab to take his drunk butt home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 :puke: :lol: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsfan41 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I know a couple of guys that have done similar. It's pathetic really, no one wants to be around someone like that. So I don't understand why any one would want to do that to themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyDanza Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Let me know if you need my Taser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qryche11 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Gotta love Drunk guy !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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