January 29, 201016 yr Go to Google. Type in the name Chuck Norris. Click on "I Feel Lucky" Go ahead...just do it. :popcorn:
January 29, 201016 yr Author Didn't we have a thread on this a few years ago?We did, but we must not look for it! It will find us... :eek:
January 29, 201016 yr Author I would be happy if I never saw Chuck Norris again.What, is he living in your basement or something? .
January 29, 201016 yr "The Truth About Chuck Norris" was one of the best-selling books here at Joseph-Beth Booksellers over the past year.
January 29, 201016 yr When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
January 29, 201016 yr In the beginning there was nothing, then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said, "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
January 29, 201016 yr Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
January 29, 201016 yr When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
January 30, 201016 yr Chuck Norris's version of a chocolate milkshake is a raw parterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars and doused in diesel fuel.
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