January 30, 201016 yr He once sat in a washing tub to see if he could lift himself, .........and he did
January 30, 201016 yr Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
January 30, 201016 yr Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
January 30, 201016 yr Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands. There is no Theory of Evolution, only a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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