January 11, 201016 yr Should not have left out Miss USA in the middle. Now back to basketball threads before I get into trouble. [ATTACH]29545[/ATTACH] Beligum and USA come on down.
January 11, 201016 yr There has to be better than that in Aruba. Miss Aruba was the only one I thought I would like to date. She is nice and thick and looks like she could handle some farm work.:lol:
January 11, 201016 yr Give me a semi homely country girl who can slop hogs.Yeah, doesn't every guy dream of someday marrying an ugly hog slopper?! :lol:
January 11, 201016 yr Yeah, doesn't every guy dream of someday marrying an ugly hog slopper?! :lol: Wait a minute, I said semi ugly. It would be nice if she could pick up a live chicken,ring its neck,and cook it up for supper like my grandma used to. Bet them fancy models won't do that!:lol:
January 11, 201016 yr Wait a minute, I said semi ugly. It would be nice if she could pick up a live chicken,ring its neck,and cook it up for supper like my grandma used to. Bet them fancy models won't do that!:lol: Oh, is this what you mean, she could scare the feathers off of a chicken.
January 11, 201016 yr I might not be able to continue my lunch after seeing that.^ I suspect after all of my other post there may be some a bit disappointed.
January 11, 201016 yr It would be nice if she could pick up a live chicken, ring its neck... Bet them fancy models won't do that! No, you'd probably have to do that yourself.
January 11, 201016 yr Should not have left out Miss USA in the middle. Now back to basketball threads before I get into trouble. [ATTACH]29545[/ATTACH] Fine as frog hair. ^ :popcorn:
January 11, 201016 yr Oh, is this what you mean, she could scare the feathers off of a chicken. [ATTACH]29550[/ATTACH] Is that thang really human or some computer generated freak. If thats human it has to be a Russian. Enough to make a buzzard puke and a maggot gag.:scared:
January 12, 201016 yr No supermodel conversation would be complete without at least one reference to Zoolander.
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