No ,please don't hit me,screamed the ball carrier as he tried to burrow into the ground.

Bobby always got confused when the coach called a curl route.

I swear! Coach called a dive!!!

Get ready here comes the "super double lindy flip" right over your head, and to the house!

I always wondered what playing football upside down felt like

'Ru, look what I can do! Take the pic! I can't hold this much longer!

I'm flipping in the air right now, this is not good.

"Blackcat player sought by Ringling Bros. Completes aerial circus catch while performing bicycle kick to chin of favorite coach".:creepy:

.....Or "This afternoon's halftime performed by BTO (Blackcat Turner Overdrive)" ......for you middle agers in the crowd.

Welcome to Beechwood football!!!

Ta-daaaaaa! I finally "stuck the landing"! ....and the Russian judge in stripes only gave me an 8!

"Who put that white line right here?"

"9.7.... 9.8.... 9.7...."

"Coach always told me to use my head!"

"Johnny using the less common ostrich technique when approached by a defender"