How many times do I have to tell you I don't own the restaurant. It's called Tony Roma's not Tony Romo's you stupid blonde.

 

Best one so far. :laugh:

Nick are you sleeping?

 

Romo " No but I wished I was dead"

Close your eyes and think about who you wish you could be..... wait I'm already the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys and dating one of the hottest women in the world!

or

Let me close my eyes and think about what it would be like to be with Carrie Underwood.... wait I already have!

Tony's thought Bubble: If I close my eyes maybe she can't see me!

"So I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats"

 

 

"NaNaNa, not listening, LaLaLaLaLaLa, not listening, HmmmmmmHmmmmm"

"You can't beat the Brownies , You can't beat the Brownies"

"You can't beat the Brownies , You can't beat the Brownies"

 

I hope this one is true.

"Wow, ... her mouth IS as big as TO's! "

She says-Of course I did not know who he was until he signed that big contract

"Look I'm dating the worlds hottest mouth breather"