August 20, 200818 yr I often sit and ponder, about various topics. Included is the "why/how" and below are a few, perhaps some of our BGP Members, can help me out. 1 - Do Fish sleep and if so how. 2 - Why do we have cell phone and phones at home. 3 - Cable or Satellite. 4 - Do you really snore, if no one is there to hear. 5 - Why is it called "Touchdown", when most times they are standing upright. 6 - Why do we name someone William and call them Bill. 7 - Why are there so many Politicians but yet so many problems. 8 - Why do we sneeze. 9 - Why do we drive and sing out loud, pretending we can.
August 20, 200818 yr I often sit and ponder, about various topics. Included is the "why/how" and below are a few, perhaps some of our BGP Members, can help me out. 1 - Do Fish sleep and if so how. Yes, on a water bed. 2 - Why do we have cell phone and phones at home. So our wifes can keep a tab on us. 3 - Cable or Satellite. Cable 4 - Do you really snore, if no one is there to hear. No, and we don't fart either. 5 - Why is it called "Touchdown", when most times they are standing upright. It comes from the Hebrew phrase that means "Act like an idiot" 6 - Why do we name someone William and call them Bill. Because we're lazy. 7 - Why are there so many Politicians but yet so many problems. Because Politicians do nothing but cause problems. 8 - Why do we sneeze. Because boogers tickle our nose hairs. 9 - Why do we drive and sing out loud, pretending we can. If Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson and Bruce Springsteen can sell so many records, then why can't we? That was easy.
August 20, 200818 yr 10...Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways? Steven Wright...Classic!
August 20, 200818 yr I often sit and ponder, about various topics. Included is the "why/how" and below are a few, perhaps some of our BGP Members, can help me out. 1 - Do Fish sleep and if so how. 2 - Why do we have cell phone and phones at home. 3 - Cable or Satellite. 4 - Do you really snore, if no one is there to hear. 5 - Why is it called "Touchdown", when most times they are standing upright. 6 - Why do we name someone William and call them Bill. 7 - Why are there so many Politicians but yet so many problems. 8 - Why do we sneeze. 9 - Why do we drive and sing out loud, pretending we can. #5 - I am pretty sure it used to be a requirement to actually touch down the ball in the endzone in the earlier years of the sport. So, you can scratch that one off your list.
August 20, 200818 yr I often sit and ponder, about various topics. Included is the "why/how" and below are a few, perhaps some of our BGP Members, can help me out. 1 - Do Fish sleep and if so how. I have seen film of fish hoovering in water and sleeping, so I was told. 2 - Why do we have cell phone and phones at home. For me, I live in the sticks so I don't get cell service, otherwise I would not have a land line. 3 - Cable or Satellite. Cable 4 - Do you really snore, if no one is there to hear. By the theory that sound is created by sound waves vibrating off of an ear drum, no. 5 - Why is it called "Touchdown", when most times they are standing upright. It originated in the early days of football, when you had to touch the line created by the "Down" marker, hence Touch Down. I just made that up, but it sounds good. 6 - Why do we name someone William and call them Bill. No clue. 7 - Why are there so many Politicians but yet so many problems. I think is the nature of politicians to create problems to justify their jobs. 8 - Why do we sneeze. You have Celia, small hairs in your sinuses that are there to filter the air before you inhale it. All of the imperfections in the air are caught in the hairs, and when a large amount of particles are caught in the hairs, you sneeze to expel them. Seriously. 9 - Why do we drive and sing out loud, pretending we can. Because we all want to be rock stars. Your turn: 1. Why do we drive on parkways, and park on drive ways? 2. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
August 20, 200818 yr Try to stay with me on this one... I have always wondered that if you have the ability to take one step and be in the next time zone and the next step be in the next time zone, each step losing an hour (for example going from 5:00 p.m., to 4:00 p.m., to 3:00 p.m., etc.) where would you be when you came back around to the start?
August 20, 200818 yr Here's a few more............ Can fat people go skinny-dipping? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
August 20, 200818 yr Try to stay with me on this one... I have always wondered that if you have the ability to take one step and be in the next time zone and the next step be in the next time zone, each step losing an hour (for example going from 5:00 p.m., to 4:00 p.m., to 3:00 p.m., etc.) where would you be when you came back around to the start? You just made my head hurt, badly.:irked:
August 20, 200818 yr Here's a few more............ Can fat people go skinny-dipping? No, please no. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? You don't want to know how they find out you true hair color. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? Yes, ask any woman, they will tell you. ....
August 20, 200818 yr Try to stay with me on this one... I have always wondered that if you have the ability to take one step and be in the next time zone and the next step be in the next time zone, each step losing an hour (for example going from 5:00 p.m., to 4:00 p.m., to 3:00 p.m., etc.) where would you be when you came back around to the start? Correct!
August 20, 200818 yr Why do they call the place your airplane has to attempt to land a "terminal"? Why do they call what your doctor, dentist and lawyer does "practice"? And why do they call it a "near miss" when two planes come close to crashing into one another? It's not a near miss, it's a near hit. (George Carlin, RIP)
August 20, 200818 yr Try to stay with me on this one... I have always wondered that if you have the ability to take one step and be in the next time zone and the next step be in the next time zone, each step losing an hour (for example going from 5:00 p.m., to 4:00 p.m., to 3:00 p.m., etc.) where would you be when you came back around to the start? Younger!!!:banana::banana: I think I will try that!
August 20, 200818 yr 7. We have so many problems because there are politicians. That is just what they do........keeps them in a job. :lol:
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