If its "go time" never wait for the other guy to throw the first punch.

 

Learned that one the hard way down at Dickmans one night but he learned a lesson as well; just because a guy doesn't want to fight doesn't mean he can't.

 

I never use a ring tone, my phone stays on silent or vibrate.

If its "go time" never wait for the other guy to throw the first punch.

 

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull..

 

 

One of my favorites when talking to someone I don't know very well are false facts, "Did you know Jesus was left handed"...... I love it when I get the response, "I do now" :lol:

3. Never fight a guy who used to wrestle in high school.

I've always wondered why you were nice to me.

Rules I live by are:

 

You play the game, you pay the price.

Beggars can't be choosers.

The Golden Rule.

Never worry about things you have no control over.

If I may add one very important one....

 

NEVER forgo an opportunity to pee!

 

Ah yes, the older I get the more this comes into play.

 

Cause when Mother Nature calls, don't put her on hold!

So you're working on figuring out teleportation too??????

 

No...I'm leaving that to Leonard & Shelton.

 

But, I firmly believe that nothing is impossible. Some things are improbably, but never impossible. Heck, if I'd listened to everyone who told me it was impossible I could do something, I'd not be where I am today.

1. The Lord loves a workin' man.

 

2. If you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

3. Don't trust any baseball player named Ford or Herzog.

Trust your wife more than yourself....she always knows best!!!!

I was at a restaurant around town last week. Had to wait like a lot of others so we all had that buzzer so they could alert us. While going to my table I see a person I know through our kids but not someone I've had a lot of conversations with. More of "hey how's it going" type of acquaintance.

 

He, too, was waiting so he had that square buzzer in his right hand. Picture him palming it if you will. I stick my hand out while I'm saying "hey how's it going." Instead of him transferring the buzzer to his left hand so he could shake he sticks out the right hand (with the buzzer still in it) and extends HIS PINKIE to me. I shook his darn pinkie.

 

Strangest handshake ever.

 

He was looking for the old pinkie promise!

For a man to have a long and happy marriage, he just needs to remember to say "Yes Dear"

Saw a guy today in STL that made me think of this thread.

 

A dude never sits with one leg tucked up under the other.

I was at a restaurant around town last week. Had to wait like a lot of others so we all had that buzzer so they could alert us. While going to my table I see a person I know through our kids but not someone I've had a lot of conversations with. More of "hey how's it going" type of acquaintance.

 

He, too, was waiting so he had that square buzzer in his right hand. Picture him palming it if you will. I stick my hand out while I'm saying "hey how's it going." Instead of him transferring the buzzer to his left hand so he could shake he sticks out the right hand (with the buzzer still in it) and extends HIS PINKIE to me. I shook his darn pinkie.

 

Strangest handshake ever.

 

And this exchange is reason 1A why you should be glad you only know him through your kids.

1. The Lord loves a workin' man.

 

2. If you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

3. Don't trust any baseball player named Ford or Herzog.

 

I love that movie. "all I need is this thermos and paddle ball......

A meeting that starts on time ends on time

 

Never plant your corn in the winter time

 

Always wear dark sunglasses at the pool/beach

Never rub another man's rhubarb.