July 30, 200818 yr 1. Never wear a tie with a short-sleeved shirt. 2. Never take a glove to a Reds game. 3. Never fight a guy who used to wrestle in high school. 4. Never talk politics with my father-in-law.
July 30, 200818 yr If I may add one very important one.... NEVER forgo an opportunity to pee! Ha that is a good one.:lol::thumb: Edited July 30, 200818 yr by HHSDad
July 30, 200818 yr If its "go time" never wait for the other guy to throw the first punch. And fight dirty! End it as quickly and with as little damage to you as possible.
July 30, 200818 yr Author An adult male over 30 should NEVER wear a basketball jersey out in public unless he's on a b-ball court.
July 30, 200818 yr Never pee into the wind. The price is right. Crying is blackmail. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Not really rules but I think their quite humorous...
July 30, 200818 yr It's still good until it smells...differently than its suppose too, lol Better saint4? lol Edited July 30, 200818 yr by MJAlltheWay24
July 30, 200818 yr It's still good until it smells Do not use this rule if dealing with fish or french cheeses.
July 30, 200818 yr If you're going to do it, do it right the first time. And do not leave it for someone else to do, do it yourself or you won't be happy with it.
July 30, 200818 yr If I may add one very important one.... NEVER forgo an opportunity to pee! AMEN TO THAT!
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