June 28, 200818 yr If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you'll wake up with stinky fingers. - My dad Wise man.
June 29, 200818 yr Do you mind if we dance wit your dates? Animal House:banana: Scaret money don't win money! Billy Bob Webb Does a fat baby fill a diaper? Rex Cooksey I can't read your mind my looking at your (backside). Woodrow Wilson Creech Does a hundred pound bag of flower bake a big biscuit? Rex Cooksey
June 29, 200818 yr "Don't call us (ball players) heroes, firemen are heroes. ...........Sparky Anderson "If I ever find a pitcher that has good heat, good curve and slider I may marry him, or at least propose..." ..............Sparky Anderson "Players have two things to do, Play and keep their mouth shut..............Sparky Anderson "Think? How the hell are you supposed to think and hit at the same time"......Yogi Berra "Winnings not everything, it's the only thing"...............Vince Lombardi "Don't give up, don't ever give up".......Jim Valvano "Can't never could do nothin'"......My Dad "Wish in one hand and crap in the other then see which one fills up first"....... a couple of very wise men, one being my Dad. “To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.”..........................Jim Valvano. Edited June 29, 200818 yr by oldrambler
June 29, 200818 yr 220-221 whatever it takes. ----Mr. Mom I dont know about her cat, Clark, But I sure am enjoying it.---Cousin Eddie They can take our land but they'll never take our freedom.--- Braveheart We live here----Red Dawn A man doesnt hold another man's hand when he pee's.------My 9 year old son (while peeing off the back of a fishing boat) Your so Money and you dont even know it.----Swingers What we have here is falilure to communicate. Some men you just cant reach.---Cool Hand Luke Pick up that knife son, your going to need it.---Second Hand Lions :laugh: :laugh: Awesome...
June 29, 200818 yr "You're only as old as the woman you feel." - Groucho Marx "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake. Which I also keep handy." - W.C. Fields
June 29, 200818 yr "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest." "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "He who laughs last didn't get it." "When there's a will, I want to be in it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
June 29, 200818 yr If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you'll wake up with stinky fingers. - My dad MrRk took me out to dinner after mass last night and while we were eating I quoted this quote to him. Needless to say, we were both useless the rest of the meal because we couldn't stop laughing.:lol::lol::lol:
June 29, 200818 yr "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest." "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "He who laughs last didn't get it." "When there's a will, I want to be in it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" I can't stop laughing....:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:..........thanks!!!!!
June 29, 200818 yr MrRk took me out to dinner after mass last night and while we were eating I quoted this quote to him. Needless to say, we were both useless the rest of the meal because we couldn't stop laughing.:lol::lol::lol: I actually heard that one for the first time in elmentary school and it is still funny today. I don't care who you are.....that's funny.
June 29, 200818 yr A man doesnt hold another man's hand when he pee's.------My 9 year old son (while peeing off the back of a fishing boat) I nominate the quote from your 9 year old the winner! :lol::lol::lol:
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