June 19, 200719 yr I got to hear this story??? :lol: :lol: :lol: Changed my major 3 times, and thru the process took enough classes for 3 associate degrees.
June 19, 200719 yr Wow. That one almost turned me off to movies for the rest of my life too! Then I made the mistake of seeing Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! :eek: Dang it I knew someone would beat me to that joke. I left that one in an ambulance. It wasn't the director's fault; but it did put movie-going at the bottom of my "to do" list.
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 3:45 usually 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Other than Henry, probably Chesty Puller 3. Gold or Silver? Either one; don't care 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? Don't remember 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Boston Legal although I usually fall asleep before it comes on. 6. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Michael Moore 8. What / who inspires you? Family 9. What is your middle name? Jeffrey 10. Beach, City or Country? Country by a country mile 11. Favorite ice cream? Graeter's Chocolate Chip 12. What kind of car do you drive? F-150 13. Favorite sandwich? Don't have one; whatever Henry's serving. 14. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty 15. Favorite flower? Don't have one 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Not sure, probably wherever Henry wanted to go. Not a big vacation person 17. What color is your bathroom? According to Henry, its beige, but I wouldn't have known that without reading her post. 18. Where would you like to retire to? Bracken County, but Henry will probably drag me to Park City, Utah so it could be worse. 19. Favorite day of the week? Sunday, although Henry has a good point about Fridays and watching high school football games 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Don't remember 21. Any famous people share your birthday? John Phillip Sousa 22. Favorite sport to watch? Football 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? Ask Henry 24. Coke or Pepsi? Doesn't matter 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I'm shy:banana: Got up at 3:45, nothing for breakfast, and can't remember what you did your last birthday? We need to talk about your health.
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 7:45am on weekdays; 1:00pm weekends. 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? I'm up in the air. 3. Gold or Silver? I have no need for either. 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? Ocean's Thirteen 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? South Park, Scrubs, Sports (Reds, Bengals, good Games in primetime) 6. What did you have for breakfast? Orange Juice 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? I don't know, someone with a flesh-eating virus, or something. Maybe Jim Day. 8. What / who inspires you? Good music or writing. 9. What is your middle name? It's embarrassing. 10. Beach, City or Country? Abandoned beach. 11. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate. 12. What kind of car do you drive? A Ford. 13. Favorite sandwich? Ham and Cheese. 14. What characteristics do you despise? Ugliness (j/k), dishonesty, condescension, pretentiousness. 15. Favorite flower? Purple ones? 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Dubai. 17. What color is your bathroom? Off-white? 18. Where would you like to retire to? I don't plan on making it that far. But if I do I would just roam the earth and go sightseeing. Although I'd like to do that before I get too old. 19. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Put a bunch of things people do when they turn 21 into a hat, pull one out and you got it. 21. Any famous people share your birthday? I don't care enough to look it up. 22. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball to watch, but I'd much rather play football. 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? A combination of the cheapest/least feminine/best smelling...and yes, I contemplate this each time I buy it. 24. Coke or Pepsi? Are you kidding? Coke. 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I can fly planes...legally.
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 5:00 AM 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Robert Plant or David Gilmour. 3. Gold or Silver? Gold 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? The Shooter 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Lost, House, Jericho, Deadwood, Friday Night Lights. 6. What did you have for breakfast? Egg Sandwich 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Hillary Clinton :creepy: 8. What/who inspires you? My mom, people that came from nothing and became successful. 9. What is your middle name? Michael 10. Beach, City or Country? Beach 11. Favorite ice cream? Velvet from Greaters. 12. What kind of car do you drive? '02 Buick Reagal 13. Favorite sandwich? Izzy's Ruben 14. What characteristics do you despise? People that expect you act like they do. 15. Favorite flower? Hibiscus, Portulaca. 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go?Italy, Hawaii, Germany and Ireland 17. What color is your bathroom? Blue and White 18. Where would you like to retire to? The mountains (out west likely). 19. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Nothing special 21. Any famous people share your birthday? Y. A. Tittle 22. Favorite sport to watch? Football 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? That's womens work. :lol: 24. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I'm a pretty open book, but I'd have to say that I've been spending a large part of my life trying to control a very nasty temper.
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? -- 7:00 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Eva Mendez 3. Gold or Silver? Gold 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? Silver Surfer 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Mike and Mike in the Morning, and Around the Horn 6. What did you have for breakfast? can't remember 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Hillary Clinton & Rosie O'Donnell (I'll keep those two on there) 8. What / who inspires you? my family and cancer survivors 9. What is your middle name? Nice Try 10. Beach, City or Country? Big City, I've been in the country all my life, time for a change 11. Favorite ice cream? Butter Pecan 12. What kind of car do you drive? Red 84 Cavalier, no bragging here 13. Favorite sandwich? Subway Melt with all the hot stuff 14. What characteristics do you despise? Liars, laziness, and two-faces 15. Favorite flower? The ones that don't grow in the yard, hahaha 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Canada 17. What color is your bathroom? White 18. Where would you like to retire to? Canada 19. Favorite day of the week? Sunday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Nothing 21. Any famous people share your birthday? Judge Judy, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Alfred Nobel http://www.famousbirthdays.com/ 22. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball, and College Basketball 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? Tide 24. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I am going to start my own business after college
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? --1:30 am. 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? my grandchildred 3. Gold or Silver? Gold 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? Barnyard 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Star Trek, Hogan's Heroes 6. What did you have for breakfast? Two eggs overeasy, hashbrowns. 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? :sssh: 8. What / who inspires you? My family. 9. What is your middle name? Bernard 10. Beach, City or Country? Country 11. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate 12. What kind of car do you drive? Silver Grand Am 13. Favorite sandwich? White Castle Cheeseburgers 14. What characteristics do you despise? Liars, laziness 15. Favorite flower? Rose 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Japan 17. What color is your bathroom? Tan 18. Where would you like to retire to? Kentucky 19. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Went out to eat. 21. Any famous people share your birthday? Johnny Depp, Michael J. Fox, Dick Vitale, Cole Porter. http://www.famousbirthdays.com/ 22. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball, College Basketball. 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? Tide 24. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I'm a softy around kids!
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 7:00 AM (but I prefer the "crack of noon"...) 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Audie Murphy 3. Gold or Silver? Gold 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Home Improvement, Survivor 6. What did you have for breakfast? Pizza :thumb: 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? No comment 8. What / who inspires you? People who "do the right thing", even when it's hard 9. What is your middle name? Lawrence 10. Beach, City or Country? Beach 11. Favorite ice cream? Pralines & Cream 12. What kind of car do you drive? White Grand Prix 13. Favorite sandwich? Monte Cristo 14. What characteristics do you despise? insincerity, bragging, show-offs 15. Favorite flower? Hyacinth 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? The Caribbean 17. What color is your bathroom? White with flowers :creepy: 18. Where would you like to retire to? The Beach 19. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? Went out to eat. 21. Rocky Marciano, Dr. Phil. http://www.famousbirthdays.com/ 22. Favorite sport to watch? Football, Ultimate Fighting 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? Wisk 24. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Pepsi 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I was a singer/dancer at Six Flags (St. Louis)
June 19, 200719 yr 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I was a singer/dancer at Six Flags (St. Louis) You're not the old guy from the commercials are you?
June 19, 200719 yr You're not the old guy from the commercials are you? L O L, REALLY!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! You da man! :thumb:
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 7:30 am 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? William Buckley 3. Gold or Silver? Gold 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? Knocked Up 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? Rescue Me/Seconds from Disaster/The office 6. What did you have for breakfast? Don't eat breakfast 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Rosie O'Donnell 8. What / who inspires you? my children 9. What is your middle name? Alan 10. Beach, City or Country? City 11. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate 12. What kind of car do you drive? Wine Envoy/Silver Miata 13. Favorite sandwich? Cuban 14. What characteristics do you despise? sloth, inability to appreciate british humor 15. Favorite flower? carnation 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Ireland (next year:D ) 17. What color is your bathroom? white 18. Where would you like to retire to? Colorado 19. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 20. What did you do for your last birthday? nothing 21. Any famous people share your birthday? Hank Aaron, Roger Staubach, Christopher Guest, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Barbara Hershey 22. Favorite sport to watch? College football and basketball 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? don't know 24. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I don't like carrots or most other root-based foods.
June 19, 200719 yr 14. What characteristics do you despise? sloth, inability to appreciate british humor. But I don't like Spam!!!
June 19, 200719 yr 1. What time do you get up? 6:00am 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Vince Lombardi 3. Gold or Silver? don't care 4. What was the last film that you saw at the cinema? don't remember 5. What is/are your favorite TV shows? all the Law and Order shows 6. What did you have for breakfast? I don't eat breakfast 7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Micheal Moore 8. What / who inspires you? My Father and Mother 9. What is your middle name? Ray 10. Beach, City or Country? country 11. Favorite ice cream? Don't normally eat Ice Cream 12. What kind of car do you drive? S-10 13. Favorite sandwich? Sub-Way BMT 14. What characteristics do you despise? Laziness 15. Favorite flower? Don't have one 16. If you could go anywhere in the world on Vacation where would you go? Ireland 17. What color is your bathroom? White 18. Where would you like to retire to? Right where I am now 19. Favorite day of the week? doesn't matter 20. What did you do for your last birthday? nothing 21. Any famous people share your birthday? I don't know any 22. Favorite sport to watch? football any level, but HS the best 23. What fabric Detergent do you use? what 24. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Pepsi 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I was charged with murder.
June 19, 200719 yr 25. Something people probably don't know about you. I was charged with murder. Interestingly enough, #25 caught my eye.
June 19, 200719 yr Interestingly enough, #25 caught my eye. Wild story, but true. Of course found not guilty. For the record, I am innocent. And before the jokes start, I have never played for the Bengals, nor did I attend WVU.
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