BGP QOTD: You're the ruler of Heck, a lesser version of Hell...

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

...What punishments do you hand out?

[Jumper_Dad]

Boiled Liver and TAB for every meal.

UTI's for all.

No toilet paper.

[lawildcat]

Justin Bieber performing for everyone's non-entertainment 24/7.

[Getslow]

The only channel on TV is USA Network and they only show their original programs and Suits and Royal Pains are like, okay, but not ... you know...

[lawildcat]

Boiled Liver and TAB for every meal.

UTI's for all.

No toilet paper.

 

LOL My boss drinks TAB

[Getslow]

And when you're watching USA Network, the only volume control is on the TV console so you have to actually get up and adjust between the loud commercials and the low-volume dialogue on the shows.

[SnottieDrippen]

LOL My boss drinks TAB

 

Nothing wrong with TAB.

[MJAlltheWay24]

Papercuts on the tip of every finger for all.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

Hiccups. Constant hiccups.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

The only channel on TV is USA Network and they only show their original programs and Suits and Royal Pains are like, okay, but not ... you know...

 

:lol2:

[SnottieDrippen]

All music would be played at a barely audible level.

All the cereal you could eat, but no spoons.

Constant rain and no dry socks available.

O'douls as the only beverage.

[BigVMan23]

Eyelids taped open with a 24 hour looping porn video playing, featuring Rosanne Bar and Chumlee from Pawn Stars.

[Getslow]

You have wear a shirt and tie every day and the neck size on your shirt is always about 1/2 a size off. You can get it buttoned but it bugs you and you're constantly trying to pull your collar open all day.

[nkypete]

Everybody drives 20mph in the fast lane.

[nkypete]

All single women look and sound like Rosanne Barr.