After all of the delusional talk in the other thread here are some questions for BGPers.

 

You think you could...

...catch and tackle the worst NFL Runningback? (10 attempts in Oklahoma Drill)

...score one on one against the worst NBA guard? (10 attempts)

...stop a puck shot by an NHL player? (10 attempts)

...defend the slowest WR in the NFL and keep them from making a catch? (10 attempts)

...stand side by side with Kevin VanDam and out fish him? (first to catch 5 keepers)

...return a serve from Venus Williams in bounds? (10 attempts)

...beat Elena Delle Donne one on one (game to 10 by 1 win by 2)

...beat UFC Female Champion in a UFC fight. (3 rounds)

...beat Tim Tebow in a football throwing contest? (8 throws for accuracy and 2 for length)

...throw a strike past Tim Tebow? (10 pitches)

I could do 3 or 4 of them.

I could tackle the worst RB I am bigger than most backs.

I could score on the worst guard I can shoot 3s pretty good.

I could defend the worst WR at least one time out of 10 lol.

Depends where I am fishing.

Depends who the UFC girl is.

You might get lucky and trip up the RB once, but you aren't tackling him high like they do in Oklahoma drills. No chance.

 

I'd take a guess most wouldn't even get a clean shot off vs the worst guard in the NBA.

 

Possible to get lucky and block one shot from NHL guy.

 

Zero chance vs NFL WR.

I could tackle the worst RB I am bigger than most backs.

I could score on the worst guard I can shoot 3s pretty good.

I could defend the worst WR at least one time out of 10 lol.

Depends where I am fishing.

Depends who the UFC girl is.

 

Bro, I've met you. :lol2:

I think getting a bender by Tebow might be the only possible shot.:idunno:

Bro, I've met you. :lol2:

 

Yup and don't know me. Pretty sure I had about 5 layers of clothes on and snow pants.

Yup and don't know me. Pretty sure I had about 5 layers of clothes on and snow pants.

 

You could have no pants on and you still ain't covering an NFL receiver :lol2:

If anyone here thinks you could guard an NFL WR you should be trying out for a team right now. And you are delusional. :lol2:

The absolutely only one I think I would have a chance at would be stopping a puck from an NHL player and I highly doubt I would be able to do that.

The absolutely only one I think I would have a chance at would be stopping a puck from an NHL player and I highly doubt I would be able to do that.

 

How wide is a goal...I might have that one covered without trying! :lol2:

I could tackle the worst RB I am bigger than most backs.

I could score on the worst guard I can shoot 3s pretty good.

I could defend the worst WR at least one time out of 10 lol.

Depends where I am fishing.

Depends who the UFC girl is.

 

Zero chance on any of them.

At my best I may...I stress may have been able to return a serve from Venus. I was decent at tennis at one time and that would be my only shot on the list...unless I drown KVD while we were fishing and won by default.

 

In all likelihood it would be pure luck to return a serve from her...but that would be my only shot.

The absolutely only one I think I would have a chance at would be stopping a puck from an NHL player and I highly doubt I would be able to do that.

 

You would certainly be breaking a stereotype.

10 years ago in my mid to late 30's I could have done a few...tackle an RB in a contained Okie drill, throw one past Tebow, return a serve from Venus, and stop a hockey shot. Now, I might still be able that get one by Tebow...I could still touch the low to mid 80's a few years ago and he swings and misses at a lot of pitches....he's bound to miss one I throw up there.

 

EDIT: Forget the Venus thing... just saw her average serve is still 129mph. No way would I ever have been able to return that rocket.