I'm at lunch with a buddy and showed him without saying who it was. He said....I'd hit it ..... lol

I'm at lunch with a buddy and showed him without saying who it was. He said....I'd hit it ..... lol

Did the same thing to 2 buddies who usually say yes to anything. One said not my cup of tea and the other one said "sure". When I told him he would be doing Bruce Jenner he came back and said "Actually he would probably be doing me LOL"

I'm at lunch with a buddy and showed him without saying who it was. He said....I'd hit it ..... lol

 

"How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" by Qryche11

 

Chapter 1: Fun Stuff to do with internet photos

She has some nice breast.

I'm sort of tired of seeing that picture already and its only been two hours.

I will say something that I think is interesting when news/photos/things like this pop up on my social media, and I wonder if it's the same for others.

 

I always see several of my gay friends (men & women) post it. I also usually see a decent amount of straight women post it. I don't think I ever see a single straight male post something about it on their social media.

He tripped on his javelin.

Where is Ace Ventura Pet Detective when you need him. Must still be on the search for Mr. Winky!!!!!!

What, you means that's Bruce and not one of his daughters.

 

I take back what I said earlier.

 

Mods please oh please dont let anyone see what I put earlier. I will do a lifetime subscription to BGP.

She is very pretty, is this one of the Kardashian girls.

 

I didnt know there was another one. She must stay out of spotlight like the daughter Ozzy Osborne has.

Anyway she is way hotter than the others.

 

Somebody tell me he's joking... :lol2:

@mountain ref or Bruce?

What, you means that's Bruce and not one of his daughters.

 

I take back what I said earlier.

 

Mods please oh please dont let anyone see what I put earlier. I will do a lifetime subscription to BGP.

 

Lifetime subscription might not get you out of this one.

mountain ref... this is your best work yet.

I have a hot iron gettin ready to put my eyes out.

 

I cant believe I fell for a he/she

 

To think a woman with a penis looked like that.

OMG, I should move to Iran and get 100 lashes with a whip

 

Im blaming poor eyesight since Im old.

I have a hot iron gettin ready to put my eyes out.

 

I cant believe I fell for a he/she

 

To think a woman with a penis looked like that.

OMG, I should move to Iran and get 100 lashes with a whip

 

Im blaming poor eyesight since Im old.

 

You are never living this down, my friend.

He tripped on his javelin.

 

Does he still have a javelin?